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OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended
practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete
analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown
to Raider players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided
the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-05-2006, 01:25 PM
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post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-05-2006, 03:24 PM
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hahaha that was a good one.

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post #5 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-05-2006, 03:35 PM
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That was funny about 10 years ago.
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old joke. Insert whatever team is sucking.
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post #8 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-06-2006, 01:25 AM
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post #9 of 13 (permalink) Old 10-06-2006, 10:11 AM
 
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I hope somebody stomps on the heads of the rest of your cowboys!
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not everybody has heard that joke, I know I haven't. that was greatness
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not everybody has heard that joke, I know I haven't. that was greatness

dont listen to him hes just mad cause he only pulls fatt women.
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