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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-17-2005, 11:10 AM Thread Starter
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A&M Football Practice suspended

Originally posted this in the joke forum, but I think most of you missed it (Hooke'Em). Breaking news.

Texas A&M Football Practice Suspended

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College Station, TX -- Texas A&M football practice was suspended for 2 1/2 hours today. During practice, a white powdery substance was found on the field. The coaches made a phone call and 30 minutes later a team of FBI investigators arrived. After conducting a 2 hour investigation, it was decided that football practice would be allowed to resume. It was determined that the powdery white substance was the goal line and that the Aggies were in no danger of coming close to it again this season. No further interruptions of practice are expected in the future and the team is expected to resume its normal practice schedule tomorrow.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-17-2005, 11:13 AM
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aww man......I remember when that was a Cowboy/Bronco/Cardinal/Name your team/ joke..

Still cracks me up.


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Originally posted this in the joke forum, but I think most of you missed it (Hooke'Em). Breaking news.

Texas A&M Football Practice Suspended

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College Station, TX -- Texas A&M football practice was suspended for 2 1/2 hours today. During practice, a white powdery substance was found on the field. The coaches made a phone call and 30 minutes later a team of FBI investigators arrived. After conducting a 2 hour investigation, it was decided that football practice would be allowed to resume. It was determined that the powdery white substance was the goal line and that the Aggies were in no danger of coming close to it again this season. No further interruptions of practice are expected in the future and the team is expected to resume its normal practice schedule tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by Juiceweezl
Originally posted this in the joke forum, but I think most of you missed it (Hooke'Em). Breaking news.

Texas A&M Football Practice Suspended

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College Station, TX -- Texas A&M football practice was suspended for 2 1/2 hours today. During practice, a white powdery substance was found on the field. The coaches made a phone call and 30 minutes later a team of FBI investigators arrived. After conducting a 2 hour investigation, it was decided that football practice would be allowed to resume. It was determined that the powdery white substance was the goal line and that the Aggies were in no danger of coming close to it again this season. No further interruptions of practice are expected in the future and the team is expected to resume its normal practice schedule tomorrow.
Well that joke is not even close to being correct I understand we are 5-5 this year but who has held us out of the endzone? In our two lowest scoring games we are 1-1 against Baylor and Iowa St. we did get into the end zone twice in both of those games we won one and lost the other. That joke would apply more to the Baylor or OSU than us we are currently 28th in the Nation in Offense versus Baylor (97th)and OSU(96th). Come one now give us a break already.
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Thank God for SMU and D-2 teams, eh?


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Well that joke is not even close to being correct I understand we are 5-5 this year but who has held us out of the endzone? In our two lowest scoring games we are 1-1 against Baylor and Iowa St. we did get into the end zone twice in both of those games we won one and lost the other. That joke would apply more to the Baylor or OSU than us we are currently 28th in the Nation in Offense versus Baylor (97th)and OSU(96th). Come one now give us a break already.

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Unfortunately the problem isn't that we can't find the goal line. It's that we can't keep ANYONE else away from the goal line.

We have the ANTI-WRECKING CREW!

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