NCAA Football - DFWstangs Forums
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old 08-03-2005, 02:49 PM Thread Starter
Time Served
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Longview
Posts: 786
NCAA Football

(1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
>> > .........Drool.
>> >
>> > (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one
>> > .........A full set of teeth.
>> >
>> >
>> > (3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm
>> > .........Grease her hips and push.
>> >
>> > (4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?
>> > .........Pay him for the pizza.
>> >
>> > (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a
>> > girlfriend ?
>> > ........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup
>> >
>> >
>> > (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
>> > .........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>> >
>> > (7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's

>> > life?
>> > .........His freshman year.
>> >
>> > (8) How many Florida freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
>> > .........None. That's a sophomore course.
>> >
>> > (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
>> > ........Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never

>> > look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.
>> >
>> > AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
>> >
>> > (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
>> > .........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
>> > Sunday, and
>> >
>> > picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
>> >
Boosted is offline  
Sponsored Links


Quick Reply

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the DFWstangs Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:


Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome