I still haven't heard a logical answer. Understand, I am not talking about anyone who is capable of standing on two skates. I literally am referring to those HUMONGOUS people that get trapped in their homes and stuff from being too fat. I say slide them out, lay them on their side, and put them right up against the goal. Their body would cover everything except maybe a sliver at the top. Keep in mind they would also have huge padding on, and they could use the arm on their top side to try and block most of what small space is left. It would be a miracle to score in such a small space. Plus, if they stuck out far enough, the angle would make it that much more difficult. And how tall are the goals? I would bet there are people out there fat enough to cover every square inch while laying on their side. If not, they could come VERY close. They don't have to be agile. They don't have to stand. They are nothing more than a giant plug. Why wouldn't this work?