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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-07-2004, 01:04 AM Thread Starter
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Reasons to hate Sooner

1). once texas got a panhandle, oklahoma had to go out and get a panhandle. honestly, do your own shit oklahoma.
2). oklahoma's license plate motto is "oklahoma is ok." that is one of the most retarded things i have ever heard.
3). everytime i hear the acronym "ou" out loud, i am forced into immediate and involuntary projectile explosive diarrhea.
4). the numbers on ou jerseys actually directly reflect absolute iq. ou has no jerseys above #41.
5). lynn mcgruder was kicked out of the university of tennessee for distributing drugs from his dorm room. fulmer kicked him off the team, and stoops signed him right up. honestly. f that guy - we will distribute hurt to him on saturday.
6). i've been surrounded by ou fans in dallas bars many, many times. the combo stench of ass cheese, pork rinds, swisher sweets and squirrel jerky is unbearable when surrounded by ou fans.
7). the words "homo ass looker" can be spelled with unrepeated letters from "oklahoma sooners"
8). oklahoma sells 32 beer. one word for that - pansyassmotherf'ers.
9). oklahoma has nothing to offer the union. nothing. literally. save for red soil, covered wagon museums, and indian reservations. oklahoma is like wyoming, minus whatever good wyoming brings to the union.
10. Cale motherfucking Gundy.

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Originally Posted by HookEm
3). everytime i hear the acronym "ou" out loud, i am forced into immediate and involuntary projectile explosive diarrhea.

I guess if I was a texas fan and I heard someone talking about OU, I would shit myself too.
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