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Join Date: Oct 2001
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Is This True?
General Black Jack Pershing
General "Black Jack" Pershing was born September 13th, 1860 near
Laclede, MS. he died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C. Highlights of
his life include:
1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska
1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War
1901 Awarded rank of Captain
1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General
1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines
1916 Made Major General
1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
1924 Retires from active duty Education West Point.
Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the
United States forces in the Philippines by Muslim extremists. So General
Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to posts for execution.
He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter them in
front of the, now horrified, terrorists.
Muslims detest pork because they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some
of them simply refuse to eat it, while others won't even touch pigs
at all, nor any of their by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig,
its meat, its blood, etc., is to be instantly barred from paradise (and
those virgins) and doomed to hell.
The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded
to execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a
big hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig
blood, entrails, etc.
They let the 50th man go. And for the next forty-two years, there was
not a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world.
Maybe it is time for this segment of history to repeat itself, maybe in
Iraq? The question is, where do we find another Black Jack Pershing?!
"I have taken more out of alcohol than it has taken out of me."
"If not, by age 20, you are a liberal, then you have no heart. If not, by age 30, you are a conservative, then you have no brain.