That reminds me of a time at work where a Muslim family came in to eat. Stressed that no bacon be in any of their food.
One of their steaks needed to be cooked a little more so I took it back to have the cook put it back on the grill. Only problem was the cooks had started to fry up bacon for the next day so the entire grill was covered with bacon. The cook simply slid a few slices over, sat the steak down, and cooked it up.
I wish i had taken a picture...it was like a little steak island in the middle of a giant sea of bacon...LOL