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22 ways to be a good democrat...

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.


10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and Alexander Graham Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, nudity and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."
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5 ways to be a good republican


1. You have to believe that you can cut taxes and spend like a drunken sailor and the national debt is irrelevant.

2. You have to be against abortion while also being against teaching young adults about birth control.

3. You have to be pro life and want the mother to have the child but against any kind of social program that will be needed to help raise it.

4. You have to be blind to the FACTS.

5. You have to pretend to be a conservative like paladin while sucking off the govt tit with your union buddies.

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4 ways to be a good republican


1. You have to believe that you can cut taxes and spend like a drunken sailor and the national debt is irrelevant.

2. You have to be against abortion while also being against teaching young adults about birth control.

3. You have to be pro life and want the mother to have the child but against any kind of social program that will be needed to help raise it.

4. You have to be blind to the FACTS.
Fact: you are an uneducated dumbass devoid of the ability to carry out any kind of civilized political discussion.
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Fact: you are an uneducated dumbass devoid of the ability to carry out any kind of civilized political discussion.

Is that the best response you have against the 4 FACTS that I posted ?




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Is that the best response you have against the 4 FACTS that I posted ?



Meh, thats all I wanted to say. I believe that you do an impressive job of making yourself look like a boob.

I am not a republican by the way.
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Is that the best response you have against the 4 FACTS that I posted ?



lolz @ you calling those opinion based statements "fact"

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lolz @ you calling those opinion based statements "fact"
Democrats have been making up "facts" since FDR...

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lolz @ you calling those opinion based statements "fact"

Go to any planned parenthood to prove #2 and #3.

If you really want to get them fired up ask them those very questions.


Do you not believe the national debt increased 800% under reagan and both bushes ?

Do you want me to post a chart to prove that FACT ?


And # 4 can be proven by reading the post of 90% of the so called conservatives on this message board.

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Democrats have been trying to fix republican disasters since Hoover...


Corrected with FACTS.




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Both post one and three seem mostly true to me Blow 'em all out!!!
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4 ways to be a good democunt

1. You have to believe that you must raise taxes on the wealthy and small businesses alike to create wasteful and unneeded public sector jobs and spend like a drunken sailor and the national debt is irrelevant.

2. You have to be for abortion while also being against personal responsibility.

3. You have to be pro choice and believe the mother needs wasteful federal social programs to help raise it (despite the fact that it was aborted).

4. You have to be blind to the FACTS.
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Bullet, if you had to choose between being attacked by a 400lb lioness or a 60lb coyote which would it be? Both are able to kill you, yet you stand a better chance at survival with the coyote. Both are scary creatures that serve no real purpose for you and your life, but in the situation you are in, you have to adapt or die. Like I have said, choosing between republican and democrat is like choosing between two bowls of shit...would you rather drink your shit or chew it up? The lesser of the two evils is definitely the republicans. I hope you can agree on this..if you cannot, then you are un-American.
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Great thread.

bullet fronting himself out once again for being a liberal is just the cherry on top.

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Good grief...the liberal jackwagon has a sibling.
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1. You have to believe that you can cut taxes and spend like a drunken sailor and the national debt is irrelevant.
Say stuff like this, while refusing to acknowledge the democrats abhorrent spending. Only focus on one side. Not both.

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2. You have to be against abortion while also being against teaching young adults about birth control.
Not realize that one is delaying life until a more convenient time, while one is destroying it.

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3. You have to be pro life and want the mother to have the child but against any kind of social program that will be needed to help raise it.
Think that the government should take care of every fool that is dumb enough to put themselves in a bad situation, on our dollar. Stupidity should hurt, and it does. When mommy and daddy fuck up, they have to pay the price. Welcome to real life outside of magical fairy liberal faggot land.

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4. You have to be blind to the FACTS.
You have to be choosy about which facts to recognize as actual facts.


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5. You have to pretend to be a conservative like paladin while sucking off the govt tit with your union buddies.
You have to love unions and all of the corruption and greed that they stand for. So that under qualified, undeserving crybabies can get paid way way more than they are worth, so that they can live life in mystical magical liberal fairy fagot land, livin' the liberal dream.

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You might want to remind those pro life republicans how many more liberals get born because of their actions.

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Say stuff like this, while refusing to acknowledge the democrats abhorrent spending. Only focus on one side. Not both.


I've already posted that both parties spend like drunken sailors, but only ignorance thinks it's ok to cut taxes and spend more like the republican's do.

800% increase in the national debt in 20 years of neocon economics is a FACT.

Not realize that one is delaying life until a more convenient time, while one is destroying it.

If life begins at concception, then why are we not born 40 weeks old ? Why can't you buy tobacco at 17 years and 12 weeks ?

I have my own BELIEF and the FACT is what I believe does not mean I should force that BELIEF on anyone else unlike the right wing bigots.


Think that the government should take care of every fool that is dumb enough to put themselves in a bad situation, on our dollar. Stupidity should hurt, and it does. When mommy and daddy fuck up, they have to pay the price. Welcome to real life outside of magical fairy liberal faggot land.


Such as us taking care of iraq and all the other countries we give your tax dollars to ?

Not really a fan of unemployment and social programs but I would rather our money stay over here than be sent abroad.



Or do you prefer reverse socialism like all of your tax money that was given from the middle class to the rich on wallstreet to bail their greedy asses out once again ?

You have to be choosy about which facts to recognize as actual facts.


I think the current administration is spending like a drunken sailor but what would had Mccain had done ?


THE SAME EXACT THING, without raising taxes to offset any of the spending and we would actually be in worse shape because he would have cut taxes and spent the same or more with his stay in iraq 100 years bullshit.




The problem with our 2 party system is both sides are corrupt and once they get in washington they are nothing more than bitches to the people who donated to get them elected.


I will be voting republican come nov, not because I like the party but because history has proven the economy performs best with a democratic president and republican congress and we need gridlock to get spending in check.

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hahaha, voting repub in november because the economy is best under a repub congress and dem pres? Have you ever thought why that might be? The extent of your hypocrisy and misguided ignorance knows no bounds

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I've already posted that both parties spend like drunken sailors, but only ignorance thinks it's ok to cut taxes and spend more like the republican's do.
I think the idea behind cutting taxes, is less spending. They would have to go hand in hand. Even republicans can't spend money that isn't in the account.

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If life begins at concception, then why are we not born 40 weeks old ? Why can't you buy tobacco at 17 years and 12 weeks
Don't really understand that. But I will say that while mostly evil, the government isn't entirely evil. I like the fact that smoking is illegal until you are 18. It has been proven that if you don't start before you are 18, you likely never will. I'm pro business, but I'm anti shady business that knowingly and willfully kills people. I know those people have a choice, but what kind of choices do we make when we are young? The wrong ones.

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I have my own BELIEF and the FACT is what I believe does not mean I should force that BELIEF on anyone else unlike the right wing bigots.
See that's my problem with liberals. Everyone is a "bigot" just because they don't welcome anyone and everyone with open arms. Despite what you may believe, that isn't always the best idea. Reasons do exist for a person to reject certain things. I guess that's just outside their scope of understanding. When someone gives them a legitimate reason for rejecting a certain culture or way of life, all they hear is "I'm a racist I'm a racist I'm a racist I'm a racist". You put your fingers in your ears and hear what you want to hear, rather than what the other person is trying to tell you.


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Such as us taking care of iraq and all the other countries we give your tax dollars to ?

Not really a fan of unemployment and social programs but I would rather our money stay over here than be sent abroad.
You'll get no argument from me there. I think we should have just fried their asses and let them clean it up. Show 'em what you get when you fuck around with something you got no idea about.

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Or do you prefer reverse socialism like all of your tax money that was given from the middle class to the rich on wallstreet to bail their greedy asses out once again ?
You have to be choosy about which facts to recognize as actual facts.

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I think the current administration is spending like a drunken sailor but what would had Mccain had done ?
Probly the same but that's cause Mccain and O'kenyan are just two sides of the same coin. Just a couple of slimy wretches who have no business in the positions they hold. Mccain should be the old jerkwad working at the salvage yard, and Obama should be a kindergarten teacher.


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THE SAME EXACT THING, without raising taxes to offset any of the spending and we would actually be in worse shape because he would have cut taxes and spent the same or more with his stay in iraq 100 years bullshit.
You won't agree with or be able to condone this, but the only alternative is extreme violence. They are trying to do it the media friendly way. Only reason its taking so long. If they were told to do whatever it took to get the job done and not allow reporters into the country, it would have been over in very short order. A time frame that would make you much happier. Less pain in general for the Iraqi people, as they could then hurry up and get to their democracy.

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