If they come to my house I'm going to prone out on my pool table with the census workers in the cross hairs. I'll yell out things like "did you hear what happened in Houston" and "you can't be too careful these days" all while the wife discusses whatever they feel is so important to come to my house for.
Our government needs our help, they have an addiction. Our government is addicted to our money. Since they always have our best interest at heart it's time we return the favor. We need to have an intervention, for the governments own good of course. It's just irresponsible for us to let people with a known money addiction continue to handle our money. Lets have an intervention now so we can help these sick individuals.