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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-27-2010, 10:43 PM Thread Starter
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If George W. Bush........

This gives libs something to think about. It's a forwarded Email, but I think it's worth posting.

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?


If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had stated that there were 57 states in the United States , would you have said that he is clueless.


If George W. Bush would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in Texas , would you have thought he was a self important, conceded, egotistical idiot.


If George W . Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 12 months -- so you'll have three years to come up with an answer.

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(thats right, in a fucking duel with guns, Jackson allowed his oppenent to fucking shoot at him before shooting back). Now we have Obama, who is a little bitch. God damn the presidency of the US is just not the same as it used to be.
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-27-2010, 11:46 PM
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Obama is a polished speaker, while W couldn't get thru one without a smirk or a gaffe. It's a shame that speeches do not make the man or the office, but that is what obama got elected on.
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 02-28-2010, 12:41 AM
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That list needs to be updated:

If George W. Bush had pronounced the Marine Corps 3 times as "corpse" would you have thought he was stupid being the CIC and not knowing how to pronounce one of the branches of the military?

It may be forwarded, but it is very nice!

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That list needs to be updated:

If George W. Bush had pronounced the Marine Corps 3 times as "corpse" would you have thought he was stupid being the CIC and not knowing how to pronounce one of the branches of the military?

It may be forwarded, but it is very nice!
Hell, Dan Quayle tried to add an "E" onto "potato", and the press still treats him like Slingblade.
Without a doubt, Barry and Joe are the dumbest sonuvabitches to ever grace the Whitehouse. The entire staff and half the congress don't have the sense God gave a goose. The press probably never releases most of the gaffe's they see, just to protect that "dog-and-pony" show known as the "Obama administration".

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They forgot to add the Bama's letting psycho's crash a WH dinner party.
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They forgot to add the Bama's letting psycho's crash a WH dinner party.
Yeah. Did you see where the "social secretary" resigned a few days ago? She said she had already accomplished her goals in getting folks inside the Whitehouse that never had the opportunity.

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Yeah. Did you see where the "social secretary" resigned a few days ago? She said she had already accomplished her goals in getting folks inside the Whitehouse that never had the opportunity.
Did she really say that? If so, add another idiotic statement to the list of staffers of the Messiah.

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Did she really say that? If so, add another idiotic statement to the list of staffers of the Messiah.
That's a fact. It's no wonder she's resigning after only a year.

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Secret Code
>
> After a President has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the
> last President to send a note of congratulations to the new one. So
> yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the President was
> somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was:
>
> 370H-SSV-0773H
>
> This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former
> president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged. So he took
> the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher it.
>
> They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the message. They
> called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret Service detail and
> they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.
>
> Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of the House. They
> both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message. Now there was
> complete panic in the Oval Office.
>
> They called all of their contacts in the media and sent copies of the note
> to all of them, and not one was able to come up with an answer. A special
> emergency meeting was called by the staff. All branches of the military,
> counter intelligence, CIA, FBI were called in, and the best minds were
> unable crack the code.
>
> After a sleepless night, a now humbled President Obama picked up the phone
> and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of the note.
> George Bush chuckled and replied: 'Bud .... you're holding it upside
> down!'



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