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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-22-2010, 01:39 PM Thread Starter
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Congress for sale on Ebay

LMFAO best ebay ad ever! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...8#ht_500wt_965

Our government needs our help, they have an addiction. Our government is addicted to our money. Since they always have our best interest at heart it's time we return the favor. We need to have an intervention, for the governments own good of course. It's just irresponsible for us to let people with a known money addiction continue to handle our money. Lets have an intervention now so we can help these sick individuals.
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 01-22-2010, 01:46 PM
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hahaha hillarous! They went the completely wrong direction with this, should have removed corporations completely from politics!

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They removed the listing. Did anyone copy it?

Our government needs our help, they have an addiction. Our government is addicted to our money. Since they always have our best interest at heart it's time we return the favor. We need to have an intervention, for the governments own good of course. It's just irresponsible for us to let people with a known money addiction continue to handle our money. Lets have an intervention now so we can help these sick individuals.
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You should have grabbed a screenshot ya doofus..

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You should have grabbed a screenshot ya doofus..
I know, I thought it would get pulled too. It was pretty funny, well at least I thought so.

Our government needs our help, they have an addiction. Our government is addicted to our money. Since they always have our best interest at heart it's time we return the favor. We need to have an intervention, for the governments own good of course. It's just irresponsible for us to let people with a known money addiction continue to handle our money. Lets have an intervention now so we can help these sick individuals.
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You could always put them up for sale on Craigslist...

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They removed the listing. Did anyone copy it?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...8#ht_500wt_965

Starting bid: US $21,000,000.00


Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that whoever has the most money has the right to buy the most legislation, we offer this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for the Wall Street executive, insurance industry CEO, oil company investor, corporate polluter or Washington lobbying firm to truly have it all at a bargain price.


You are bidding on the Congress of the United States. The winning bidder will tell the Congress how to vote on every issue in Washington affecting your industry or personal income. You will tell them how to vote, and they will vote according to your instructions, once they receive the money of the winning bidder.

Currently you are required to buy the Congress in pieces, issue by issue, dollar for dollar. This is inefficient and time consuming, and can be expensive because of the number of campaign fundraisers you are commanded to attend by legislators who will vote on your issues and demand your payment in advance on a piecemeal basis.

Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that the more money you have, the more you can control your Congress, we present this extraordinary to simply buy the Congress as a whole, in one simple purchase.

We will use the proceeds to make a difference in the lives of ordinary Americans, who have been completely forgotten by their government.

Happy bidding!!!

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Thank you sc281

Our government needs our help, they have an addiction. Our government is addicted to our money. Since they always have our best interest at heart it's time we return the favor. We need to have an intervention, for the governments own good of course. It's just irresponsible for us to let people with a known money addiction continue to handle our money. Lets have an intervention now so we can help these sick individuals.
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hahaha hillarous! They went the completely wrong direction with this, should have removed corporations completely from politics!
They are enforcing the first amendment, I don't see a problem with that. It is after all the supreme court's job. What does bother me is that the vote went straight down party lines.

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