Tax his land, tax his wage, tax his bed in which he lays. Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes is the rule. Tax his cow, tax his goat. Tax his pants, tax his coat. Tax his ties, tax his shirts, tax his work, tax his dirt. Tax his chew, tax his smoke, teach him taxes are no joke. Tax his car, tax his grass, tax the roads he must pass. Tax his food, tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think. Tax his sodas, tax his beers, If he cries, tax his tears. Tax his bills, tax his gas, tax his notes, tax his cash. Tax him good and let him know that after taxes, he has no dough. If he hollers, tax him more, tax him until he’s good and sore. Tax his coffin, tax his grave, tax the sod in which he lays. Put these words upon his tomb, “Taxes drove me to my doom!”And when he’s gone, we won’t relax, we’ll still be after the inheritance tax.
Our government needs our help, they have an addiction. Our government is addicted to our money. Since they always have our best interest at heart it's time we return the favor. We need to have an intervention, for the governments own good of course. It's just irresponsible for us to let people with a known money addiction continue to handle our money. Lets have an intervention now so we can help these sick individuals.
Last edited by MR TINFOIL HAT; 01-15-2010 at 06:36 PM.