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My dog..... (joke)

My dog sleeps about 20 hours per day. He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
365 days a year. He visits the Doctor once a year for his check up and
again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing
and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house
that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans its up. He has his choice of
luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accomodations absolutely
free. He is living like a king and has no expenses whatsoever. All of his
costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living evey day.
I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a ton
of bricks, holy shit my dog is a Democrat!
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Is your dog an inner city black...dog?

1/19/09, the last day of Free America.
Pericles "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it. "

"[T]he people alone have an incontestable, unalienable, and indefeasible right to institute government and to reform, alter, or totally change the same when their protection, safety, prosperity, and happiness require it." --Samuel Adams


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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-01-2010, 09:15 PM
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Whoever placed the racist cop tag is an idiot.
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Whoever placed the racist cop tag is an idiot.
Anonymous tags are chickenshit.


Whoever posted those needs to take a long, hard look in the mirror.

Nowhere in my post does it mention race.

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My dog sleeps about 20 hours per day. He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
365 days a year. He visits the Doctor once a year for his check up and
again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing
and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house
that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans its up. He has his choice of
luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accomodations absolutely
free. He is living like a king and has no expenses whatsoever. All of his
costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living evey day.
I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a ton
of bricks, holy shit my dog is a Democrat!
LMAO


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your dog is a prisoner in the US...
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