My dog..... (joke)
My dog sleeps about 20 hours per day. He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
365 days a year. He visits the Doctor once a year for his check up and
again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing
and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house
that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans its up. He has his choice of
luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accomodations absolutely
free. He is living like a king and has no expenses whatsoever. All of his
costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living evey day.
I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a ton
of bricks, holy shit my dog is a Democrat!