If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat,
If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.
That's fucking hilarious! I LOL'd at that one.
The sad thing is, that is all completely 100% accurate and true to life with zero exaggeration. Riddle me this: Why the flying FUCK do we taxes on a USED FUCKING CAR? Did they not get taxes WHEN THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS NEW?? Why don't I pay taxes on other used goods then? And then you gotta pay to "register" the mother fucker every year? WTF?? I guess I didn't know that computer systems have only a year long fucking memory! After that year goes by, they forget who's driving the mother fucker! So, it costs $50 to re-type that information, and hit the Enter key! It's just like the song says. Take a walk, I'll tax your feet.
Last edited by justinsn95; 08-29-2009 at 05:32 AM.