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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-25-2009, 02:40 PM Thread Starter
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New kind of poll

First the the funny part.

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Dick Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Micheal Moore and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon'


Would you donate money, or a gallon?

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-25-2009, 02:57 PM
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A gallon for each.
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A gallon of gas is to expensive these days. ::rolls up window::

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I'd give two cents for every time I've heard or read this joke...
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-25-2009, 05:36 PM
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I'd give two cents for every time I've heard or read this joke...
whos joking?....

its still "we the people"right?

"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"

"a lesson lived is a lesson learned, everyday is a lesson."

obama is a man made disaster
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-25-2009, 06:33 PM
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I would gladly give them every last gallon of gas in my car

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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-25-2009, 06:37 PM
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I'd take them to a gas station and max out my credit card
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