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Micheal Jackson BILL WTF!!!!

WOW. This shit is unbelievable. Someone please wake me up because surely I'm dreaming. http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill...bill=hr111-600

Our government needs our help, they have an addiction. Our government is addicted to our money. Since they always have our best interest at heart it's time we return the favor. We need to have an intervention, for the governments own good of course. It's just irresponsible for us to let people with a known money addiction continue to handle our money. Lets have an intervention now so we can help these sick individuals.
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Unfuckingbelievable!
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What is the problem?
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What is the problem?
Where would you like me to start? If you're serious you must be drunk or heavily medicated.

Our government needs our help, they have an addiction. Our government is addicted to our money. Since they always have our best interest at heart it's time we return the favor. We need to have an intervention, for the governments own good of course. It's just irresponsible for us to let people with a known money addiction continue to handle our money. Lets have an intervention now so we can help these sick individuals.
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What is the problem?
This country is in a depression and these assholes are wasting money on it levi...that's the fucking problem.

If this guy was really more of a humanitarian than he was a "chester the molester" then he'll be remembered on his own graces. Don't waste my fucking tax money to make this bill.
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This country is in a depression and these assholes are wasting money on it levi...that's the fucking problem.

If this guy was really more of a humanitarian than he was a "chester the molester" then he'll be remembered on his own graces. Don't waste my fucking tax money to make this bill.
Hey man, if they are busy with this bill, they are not trying to take my guns away! Lets go ahead and get a Paris Hilton bill, Britney bill, and Anna Nicole bill!
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Hey man, if they are busy with this bill, they are not trying to take my guns away! Lets go ahead and get a Paris Hilton bill, Britney bill, and Anna Nicole bill!
I make a good point, huh? lol
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whereas michael jackson molested little kids at never ever tell land... Hey i didnt see that part in the bill.

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You know what? I'm okay with this as long as it hangs up another stimulus bill, health care, or any of Obama's pets
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You know what? I'm okay with this as long as it hangs up another stimulus bill, health care, or any of Obama's pets
This won't hang them up at all.
They won't let anything get in their way including that old piece of paper they refer to as the constitution.

Our government needs our help, they have an addiction. Our government is addicted to our money. Since they always have our best interest at heart it's time we return the favor. We need to have an intervention, for the governments own good of course. It's just irresponsible for us to let people with a known money addiction continue to handle our money. Lets have an intervention now so we can help these sick individuals.
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Hell...they don't read any of the bills anyway...

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They left out the part about the allegations of child molestation and the out of court $$$ settlements. And the part how he was a compulsive liar regarding any of the cosmetic changes to his appearance. I think that would make for a nice lead in to that rather lengthy list of humanitarian deeds.

Stuart Smalley is a Senator now. MJ is considered a cultural icon when he should simply be regarded as being a side show freak that had a knack for dancing. Yup..we just might be circling the drain.

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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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it looks like it is just a resolution to recognize his accomplishments, I didnt see anything in the bill that would cost tax payer money, so I am alright with it. after all he is an American icon, even Ronald Reagan gave him an award for his wok, and you have to give credit where credit is due, especially if its an American.

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what an idiot he gave alot to charities

good thing he is dead now he cant no more!

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That shit is ridiculous!
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Whereas we today mourn with and send our condolences to the children that Michael Jackson left behind: Prince Michael, Paris Michael, and Prince Michael II and his mother, father, brothers, and sisters: Now, therefore, be it
His kids are named Prince Jackson and Prince Jackson II

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His kids are named Prince Jackson and Prince Jackson II

WTF.
What the fuck? I thought one of the kids' names was Blanket. Seriously....
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Hey man, if they are busy with this bill, they are not trying to take my guns away! Lets go ahead and get a Paris Hilton bill, Britney bill, and Anna Nicole bill!
Only Britney bill I want is the one that says it's legal for me, Geof D. Coffman, to have intercourse with her whenever and wherever I want!

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I wonder how this would work if the "Constitutionally Clause" was enacted...

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Sheila Jackson Lee - D Houston wrote/sponsored the bill. Go figure.

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Give the guy a stamp, it's what Elvis got. Congress shoudln't be wasting their time even considering things like this. In fact, she and everyone else supporting this bill should be censured so they won't waste any more resources on other stupid crap that doesn't help the economy.

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these things happen in congress all the time, does cost the tax payers money, its a verbal vote near the end of the day, usually all in favor, just to put something on record, no big deal, I think the congresswoman is making it a bigger deal then it really is

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Hey man, if they are busy with this bill, they are not trying to take my guns away! Lets go ahead and get a Paris Hilton bill, Britney bill, and Anna Nicole bill!
That's the only valid point.

Jackson-Lee is a stupid 'stupid-motherfucker'

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she must be black
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she must be black
I like how all these black people are supporting him, and how he closed the color gap. Those goofy bastard didn't realize he didnt like being black.
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wheras americans have some fucked up leaders.

and michele jackson is completely 100% mother fucking DEAD! yes i said michele.

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it looks like it is just a resolution to recognize his accomplishments, I didnt see anything in the bill that would cost tax payer money, so I am alright with it. after all he is an American icon, even Ronald Reagan gave him an award for his wok, and you have to give credit where credit is due, especially if its an American.
He was a celebrity pure and simple. History/celebrity crap should take care of him, not our government. Besides, it's not like he's what I'd call a role model or anything and that's ignoring the likelihood of him bopping with kids.

Again, I'm a bitter person about this stuff though. I don't feel celebrities should get ANY SPECIAL honors above and beyond what a good citizen, solider...cop...etc will get when they die or have died.

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Pelosi just shot down the bill deeming it not neccessary.
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Pelosi just shot down the bill deeming it not neccessary.
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Give it a month and we'll have a monument to the bastard...



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Pelosi just shot down the bill deeming it not neccessary.
Wha...? Her? Really?

I'm actually shocked.

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Wha...? Her? Really?

I'm actually shocked.
Oh thank God...

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How fucked up does a bill have to be for HER to kill it?
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