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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-21-2009, 09:58 PM Thread Starter
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Jesse Jackson's newest staff member!

Jesse Jackson's Newest Staff Member




You can't make up stuff better than this!



Jesse Jackson's Newest Staff Member





Mel Reynolds

Jesse Jackson has added former Chicago Democrat

Congressman Mel to Rainbow/PUSH Coalition's payroll.

Reynolds was among the 176 criminals excused

in President Clinton's
last-minute forgiveness spree.

Reynolds received a commutation of his six-and-a-half-year
federal sentence for 15 convictions of wire fraud, bank fraud,

and lies to the Federal Election Commission.

He is more notorious, however, for concurrently serving

five years for sleeping with an underage campaign volunteer.

This is a first in American politics: An ex-congressman who had

sex with a subordinate...won clemency from a president who had

sex with a subordinate...then was hired by a clergyman who had

sex with a subordinate!

His new job?

Ready for this??





















***** YOUTH COUNSELOR *****



IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?



CONFIRMED BY: http://www.snopes.com/politics/sexuality/reynolds.asp

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mel_Reynolds

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-21-2009, 10:01 PM
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Is it me or does he look like the guy do did the sound effects in "Police Academy"?
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post #4 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-21-2009, 11:03 PM
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His new job?

YOUTH COUNSELOR
He's thinking "oh no, not the briar patch!"

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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 04:29 AM
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Birds of a feather...

CHL holder and Conservative...AKA "Domestic Terrorist"
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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 07:57 AM
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birds of a feather...
x 2
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post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 08:00 AM
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Wow.
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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 08:14 AM
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I wouldnt expect anything different from Jesse Jacksons Dumbass. Youth counselor LMAO

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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 08:20 AM
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Shit attracts shit.

1/19/09, the last day of Free America.
Pericles "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it. "

"[T]he people alone have an incontestable, unalienable, and indefeasible right to institute government and to reform, alter, or totally change the same when their protection, safety, prosperity, and happiness require it." --Samuel Adams


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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 08:37 AM
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and to think some people actually NEED comedy writers.....


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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 12:18 PM
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lol...double wow.
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post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 12:48 PM
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Snopes has this dated back to January 2001.
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post #13 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-22-2009, 04:19 PM
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Snopes has this dated back to January 2001.
So is it true, or not?

CHL holder and Conservative...AKA "Domestic Terrorist"
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post #14 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-23-2009, 10:14 AM
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So is it true, or not?
According to the Snopes link posted in the first post, 'tis twue.

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post #15 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-23-2009, 10:23 AM
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Classy!
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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-26-2009, 08:14 AM
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Wow, this guy prob makes a ton of money as well. Good to see a pile of shit working for another pile of shit though.

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