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Thanks Mr. President

I just got my Paycheck and it has a whole $19.83 extra in it. I really appreciate you screwing over the country for the next 20 years for this. I will never forget it.
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I just got my Paycheck and it has a whole $19.83 extra in it. I really appreciate you screwing over the country for the next 20 years for this. I will never forget it.
you better save it, you will have to give it back next year when you do your taxes

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I'm going to save the extra 19.83 a check just to spite him.
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you better save it, you will have to give it back next year when you do your taxes
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you better save it, you will have to give it back next year when you do your taxes
So you have to give it back? That doesn't even make sense!

Give me a dollar.
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So you have to give it back? That doesn't even make sense!
You did with the last one also..

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You did with the last one also..
Yep, they just didn't tell people that file a 1040EZ about it.
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So you have to give it back? That doesn't even make sense!
You've been duped.
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You did with the last one also..

No, you didn't.

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I dunno what's worse, Obama being in office, or everyone bitching about him being in office for the next 4 years. All the internet bitching isn't going to change the fact he is in office. *shrug*

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I dunno what's worse, Obama being in office, or everyone bitching about him being in office for the next 4 years. All the internet bitching isn't going to change the fact he is in office. *shrug*
What about the nonstop Bush bashing that went on for the past 8 years? That seems excusable in the minds of the liberals, but when the tables are turned it's suddenly a crime.

(First question is directed to you. Second statement is more of an observation, not a personal attack)

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you better save it, you will have to give it back next year when you do your taxes
You are so right:

http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work...Stimulus-Bonus

Joint filers whose spouses work. Each spouse will end up being paid the credit for married couples by each of their employers.
There's a twist, too. Because of the way the withholding tables were set up, each working spouse may be paid up to $600 this year -- instead of up to the $800, Mezistrano said.
In other words, the husband would receive $600 at his job and the wife $600 at her job, for a total of $1,200. Since they're only entitled to $800 total as a couple, that means they would have to pay $400 back to the IRS -- or see their refund reduced by that amount.

So Much for the screw up bunch!

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What about the nonstop Bush bashing that went on for the past 8 years? That seems excusable in the minds of the liberals, but when the tables are turned it's suddenly a crime.

(First question is directed to you. Second statement is more of an observation, not a personal attack)
Oh, I agree with you. Just seems silly to me to bitch about it constantly when nothing can really be done about it. I understand people are upset (I'm one of them) but it seems like wasted energy. At this point, I'm just bent over, grabbing my ankles taking it cuz there is nothing I can do about it. *shrug*

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Oh, I agree with you. Just seems silly to me to bitch about it constantly when nothing can really be done about it.
Last time I checked, something could be done about it. And I'm willing to bet, that it happens right around 18 months in to his term. People (media included) are already growing tired of his shit. The problem is, by the time people are fed up enough to get his ass out of office, I don't know that anything will be able to fix what he's already fucked up.
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No, you didn't.

I did. Filed single, long form and not head of household. Takes that $600 right off the top!
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Don't spend all that big cash at one time .
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Last time I checked, something could be done about it. And I'm willing to bet, that it happens right around 18 months in to his term. People (media included) are already growing tired of his shit. The problem is, by the time people are fed up enough to get his ass out of office, I don't know that anything will be able to fix what he's already fucked up.

So you think he will be impeached after a year and half into office? Interesting.

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No way in hell that he gets impeached with a Democrats controlling the country ......
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post #22 of 23 (permalink) Old 04-01-2009, 08:48 AM
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The "people" of this country want our nation to fail. That's why they voted Bama in.
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post #23 of 23 (permalink) Old 04-01-2009, 09:43 AM
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I did. Filed single, long form and not head of household. Takes that $600 right off the top!

http://www.wisn.com/money/18692752/detail.html


You fucked your taxes up then. Way to go.

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