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Chuck Norris Wants To Be President...

...of Texas! lol

http://startelegram.typepad.com/poli...president.html

here's the story:

First, Kinky Friedman for governor.

Now, Chuck Norris -- for Texas president?

On the week of his 69th birthday, the Oklahoma-born actor is predicting that Texans will rise up against the federal government, adding that "thousands of cell groups" are united against a Congress and president who "stampede" the Constitution and "bastardized" the First Amendment.

He even used the s-word: "Other states might stand and secede, but Texas has the history to prove it."

Norris also said that he thinks the Republicans are taking the nation the same direction as the Democrats, "just slower."

Of course, when it comes to secession, Texas has been there, done that.

Ironically, Norris quotes former Texas President Sam Houston: "We view ourselves on the eve of battle."

Houston staunchly opposed secession and was removed as governor over it.

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hes got my vote

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hes got my vote
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chuck norris doesn't have a chin, behind that beard is another fist!

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Hell...get him over here so he can run for governor then Chuck for president in 2012!

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I'll vote for Chuck in a heartbeat.

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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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Chuck Norris is 69?

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Chuck Norris is 69?
No, 69 is chuck norris

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I'd vote for him. In a heartbeat, let's see Iran's face when Norris is president. Can we get Clint Eastwood as his VP?
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Fuck that. Clint Eastwood for president with Chuck Norris as vice...


Think Castro or any of these other two bit dictators wouldn't shit their pants when Clint dropped the "Go ahead punk, make my day..." line?
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Can we go back to that one?

1/19/09, the last day of Free America.
Pericles "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it. "

"[T]he people alone have an incontestable, unalienable, and indefeasible right to institute government and to reform, alter, or totally change the same when their protection, safety, prosperity, and happiness require it." --Samuel Adams


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- Once while having sex with a tractor trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

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- Once while having sex with a tractor trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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- Once while having sex with a tractor trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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post #22 of 32 (permalink) Old 03-13-2009, 10:50 AM
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hes got my vote,a real white american for president?with a brain?

HELL YEH!

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He has my vote. When can we stand on the borders with arms to fight the tyranny?

Imagine Chuck Norris day or our kids learing about Chuck Norris in The New American history Class.
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He'd be the first pres. that has counted to infinity...twice!
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Can we go back to that one?

Be care full what you wish for, we may all get that wish sooner than later.

And yes I agree 100% with that statement.

I like freedom, we have been friends for 45 years now. I could not, and will not live without my old friend Freedom.



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Yes, I'd vote for Chuck Norris.

I think he's a no frills, back to the constitution, get the government the hell out of the way kind of guy.

I don't think life would ever get that good, the media will characterize him as radical even though he's exactly what the founders would've voted for. But I do feel like there is a huge grass movement out there of people who think like us and don't like what's going on.

I like Glenn Beck too...and they're very good friends with strong voices. We can only hope.

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Ted Nugent for Sec. of State.

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Ahaha, someone Google-bombed the phrase, "find chuck norris" so if you enter that into the Google search box and then hit, "I'm feeling lucky" the results say, "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."

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Chuck norris can't be president of Texas.... Chuch Norris IS Texas.
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No, 69 is chuck norris
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