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post #1 of 49 (permalink) Old 11-04-2008, 06:18 AM Thread Starter
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Get ready for the insanity

There will be some of the wildest election day reporting we've ever seen. Get ready to be shocked by what you see in some of the "battleground" states. Remember, we're the great state of Texas, so let's keep our heads among all the insanity.

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post #2 of 49 (permalink) Old 11-04-2008, 06:28 AM
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I have the pleasure of knowing that I have negated the time and effort that one of the Obama sheeple will have invested in voting today.
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post #3 of 49 (permalink) Old 11-04-2008, 06:43 AM
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Ive got one for Mccain here in Iowa. I'm not a 100% sure of who the woman is going to vote for. She is claiming Mccain but, we all know what happens when you're in the booth alone.

The town i live in might have 2-3 obama signs.

Off to the polls in about a hour.

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I need 40 AR-15's, sale pending outcome of the election.
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Grab me a stripped lower while you're at it, if you don't mind.

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post #8 of 49 (permalink) Old 11-04-2008, 07:16 AM
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LMAO

All I hear is bla bla bla......
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post #9 of 49 (permalink) Old 11-04-2008, 07:23 AM
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There will be some of the wildest election day reporting we've ever seen. Get ready to be shocked by what you see in some of the "battleground" states. Remember, we're the great state of Texas, so let's keep our heads among all the insanity.
I sincerely hope not but I expect we'll see all kinds of stupidity tonight...
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post #10 of 49 (permalink) Old 11-04-2008, 07:24 AM
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I'm scared that whitey will loot when Obama wins. White people scare me........they love guns for some reason. Help!

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I'm scared that whitey will loot when Obama wins. White people scare me........they love guns for some reason. Help!
Dude, guns are white peoples fried chicken, true story.
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I'm scared that whitey will loot when Obama wins. White people scare me........they love guns for some reason. Help!
Nah, the white folks will just burn down their own 'hoods
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Do us white folk get to say "the man is keeping us down" now?

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post #14 of 49 (permalink) Old 11-04-2008, 07:31 AM
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Do us white folk get to say "the man is keeping us down" now?
Say whatever the fuck you want. The black man do.

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post #15 of 49 (permalink) Old 11-04-2008, 07:31 AM
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I'm going to be drinking heavily tonight. I don't care if it is a school night.

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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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The Black man does, Sir.

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Nah, the white folks will just burn down their own 'hoods
I know!!! My house is in their "hood", did you say?

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I know!!! My house is in their "hood", did you say?
You be one o' dem suburban pioneers....
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post #19 of 49 (permalink) Old 11-04-2008, 07:37 AM
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Mine is in my truck with 10 mags ready to rock and roll if Barry loses...who knows what those morons that support him are going to do?



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You be one o' dem suburban pioneers....
Good, Lord. Would you people please stop with the trailerbonics?

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Mine is in my truck with 10 mags ready to rock and roll if Barry loses...who knows what those morons that support him are going to do?
I'll be trying to decide if I should wear my all black BDUs when I loot or my camo ones.

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Maybe we can finally get a United whitey college fund going .
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Good, Lord. Would you people please stop with the trailerbonics?
"you people"?

That a racist slur, you bigot!
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LMAO at you GOOBA'S!!

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I've already gone pre-emptive on this one. . . ..
I baited all the other houses with KFC buckets. Mine will seem incredibly less appealing in comparison, and may buy me some time to bait the toll road middle lanes with watermelons.

Wish me luck!

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post #26 of 49 (permalink) Old 11-04-2008, 07:48 AM
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I downloaded Public Enemy "Can't truss it" last night. I'm hoping that if I roll down the windows in my diesel truck and play it real loud I may get through the mobs of raping and pillaging blacks on my way home tonight.
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Maybe we can finally get a United whitey college fund going .
Why not just apply with the UNCF?

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I'll be trying to decide if I should wear my all black BDUs when I loot or my camo ones.
Black ones, dude. Intimidate!

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I wired some claymore mines behind my signs that say "FREE DIESEL"

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I wired some claymore mines behind my signs that say "FREE DIESEL"
That oughta do it ......
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I wired some claymore mines behind my signs that say "FREE DIESEL"
I got a sign that says "WILL TRADE: Fat ass white woman for claymore mines"

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I'm scared that whitey will loot when Obama wins. White people scare me........they love guns for some reason. Help!
Thats cause they have small wangs.

Yes, my spelling and grammar are horrendous. Thank you for pointing it out, you have a firm grasp of the obvious. Have you ever thought of making this a career choice? You might even reach the prestigious rank of Captain Obvious.
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I'm locked and loaded, it should be a wild one here in Irving tonight!

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I got a sign that says "WILL TRADE: Fat ass white woman for claymore mines"

That's the poor brothas what have signs like that. The well to do brothas get the white women that make you guys turn all beet red. sorry.

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I have faith that Diebold will come through.

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I wired some claymore mines behind my signs that say "FREE DIESEL"
Trying to catch those European blacks. .. you are a crafty one sir.

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Black Panthers in Phiwwy guarding the polls from whitey...your suggestion is a damn good start.

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Can't wait for the riots tonight.

Whether Obama wins or loses.

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Dude, guns are white peoples fried chicken, true story.
If I like both does that make me an oreo?
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Can't wait for the riots tonight.

Whether Obama wins or loses.
The good news is that you and I are safe from all that shit. Collin County and Ellis County are way outside the loop.

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Mine is in my truck with 10 mags ready to rock and roll if Barry loses...who knows what those morons that support him are going to do?
Where's it parked? Leave it unlocked in case you have to roll out quick, you don't need to fumble with keys.

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I'll shoot my 9mm in the sky if Obama wins. I'll also shoot it off if he loses but, i might just shoot more laterally.

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If shooting "more laterally", be sure to hold the gun sideways with the grip horizontal like angry young blacks do in the movies.
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If shooting "more laterally", be sure to hold the gun sideways with the grip horizontal like angry young blacks do in the movies.
and I'll "throw" the bullets at you too!!!

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Can't wait for the riots tonight.

Whether Obama wins or loses.
Indeed, I bet Detroit is going to burning. Poor old Detroit always gets the short end of the stick on these deals. lol
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Indeed, I bet Detroit is going to burning. Poor old Detroit always gets the short end of the stick on these deals. lol
The really sad part, is it will improve that shit-hole. If the U.S. was getting an enema, they'd stick the nozzle in Detroit...

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Indeed, I bet Detroit is going to burning. Poor old Detroit always gets the short end of the stick on these deals. lol
Massive amounts of unemployment tends to cause that. Throw in a mayor that likes to have stripper parties at his house and a wife that likes to shoot people, add in a cover up and you've got a great city.

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I wonder how much this riot speculating is going to make gas prices go up
Worse, there will be a run on toilet paper as panic-stricken mobs hoard the stuff for the shitty days ahead.
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