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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-11-2008, 06:54 AM Thread Starter
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How to beat the Iranians... or Savage Sportsmanship

Just recruit Israeli Olympians! LMMFAO!

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-11-2008, 07:02 AM
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The Iranian "swimmer" is probably one of the revolutionary Guard's elite frogmen LOL they would deploy in the event of war. The quality of the Iranian navy after all is second to none, just like their other forces.
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Four years ago, at the Olympic Games in Athens, an Iranian athlete pulled out of the opening round of a judo competition that included an Israeli.

According to press reports at the time, the Iranian president was quoted by the state news agency as saying the athlete's actions would be "recorded in the history of Iranian glories" and declared that the nation consider him to be "the champion of the 2004 Olympic Games."

Makes sense to me!


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Funny stuff.
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Way to stick it to them!

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The Iranian "swimmer" is probably one of the revolutionary Guard's elite frogmen LOL they would deploy in the event of war. The quality of the Iranian navy after all is second to none, just like their other forces.
Elite Iranian Frogman = 16 year old kid who can dog-paddle.

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Wouldn't his religion keep him from even entering a building where he might see a woman in a bikini? He's probably uncontrollably raping someone right now.

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Wouldn't his religion keep him from even entering a building where he might see a woman in a bikini? He's probably uncontrollably raping someone right now.
He should be stoned to death! Glory be to Allah!

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Makes sense to me!
You would think they'd jump at the chance to beat the shit out of some clearly inferior Jews.


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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-14-2008, 02:32 AM
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Hilarious.

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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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He should be stoned to death! Glory be to Allah!
No, that's the victim. If he rapes a teenage girl, the girl gets stoned to death. If he rapes a teenage boy, the boy gets hung by the neck for homosexuality.

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post #12 of 12 (permalink) Old 08-18-2008, 01:39 AM
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Lane 1 and Lane 7.... sounds like they both suck...
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