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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 07-24-2008, 01:20 PM Thread Starter
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Obama , a post turtle? You decide

Post turtle = A turtle found upside down on top of a fence post.

It don't belong there.
He can do nothing while he is there.
You wonder how he got there.
You wonder who the idiot was that put him there.

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Lame.
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Lame.
But true.



All men should know Honor first, above all else!

Honor is not holding your hand out for something you did not earn.
Honor is not forcing your ideas, or belief on others.
Honor is not something given to you by way of job, or title.

Honor is learned, earned, practiced and respected by all decent men and women.
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But true.
I see the point but, when you spell words wrong, it makes the statement worthless.
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Post turtle = A turtle found upside down on top of a fence post.

It don't belong there.
He can do nothing while he is there.
You wonder how he got there.
You wonder who the idiot was that but him there.

Charlie
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I see the point but, when you spell words wrong, it makes the statement worthless.
It passed the spell checker. It's good enough for me. I'm dyslexic. <--- No, not a joke.

But thanks for pointing it out. Fixed it.



All men should know Honor first, above all else!

Honor is not holding your hand out for something you did not earn.
Honor is not forcing your ideas, or belief on others.
Honor is not something given to you by way of job, or title.

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It passed the spell checker. It's good enough for me. I'm dyslexic. <--- No, not a joke.
em oto!
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That's just fucking bad.

Here... now this is hillarious.

Post Monkey = A monkey found with a fence post stuck up his ass

It don't belong there but you laugh your ass off when you pass it.

He is a dead fucking money with a post stuck up his ass and you have tears in your eyes from laughing so hard.

You wonder how he got there but realize it doesn't matter because it is just to fucking funny.

You wonder who the brilliant twisted fool was who placed him on the post and it haunts you for years. You laugh out loud and your friends think you are fucking nuts every time you remember it.

You start your own little game of placing post monkeys aroud town because it is too fucking funny.

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That's just fucking bad.

Here... now this is hillarious.

Post Monkey = A monkey found with a fence post stuck up his ass

It don't belong there but you laugh your ass off when you pass it.

He is a dead fucking money with a post stuck up his ass and you have tears in your eyes from laughing so hard.

You wonder how he got there but realize it doesn't matter because it is just to fucking funny.

You wonder who the brilliant twisted fool was who placed him on the post and it haunts you for years. You laugh out loud and your friends think you are fucking nuts every time you remember it.

You start your own little game of placing post monkeys aroud town because it is too fucking funny.
Now, why does it have to be a monkey?!?! RACIST!
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Now, why does it have to be a monkey?!?! RACIST!
LOL. I thought about that.

Actually in this house monkey is a term of endearment. My youngest thought her name was monkey until she was 5.

Interestingly I was re-watching Bad Boys for the umpteenth time tonight... when Martin Lawrence says, "Got me climbing like a chimp!"

Fucking racist.

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