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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-25-2008, 09:33 AM Thread Starter
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My name is Hillary Clinton...

While going to work today, I drove LBJ Freeway under sniper fire, really. I am bad a$$.


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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-25-2008, 09:59 AM
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She just misspoke! This in no way is another case of her willingness to say or do anything to get elected, nope, not at all.

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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-25-2008, 10:06 AM
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I say a lot of things -- millions of words a day -- so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement
She must speak really really fast and not sleep.

60 seconds in a minute...
60 minutes in an hour...
24 hours in a day...

86,400 seconds...

1,000,000 words / 86,400 seconds = 11.57 words per second

My 401K is now a 400K (was 301K)
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I wonder if she "mis-spoke" about Chelsea being on a jog through Battery Park in NYC, when the twins were knocked down on 9/11? "It was a close call..." for Chelsea that day. Turns out, she was at a friends' apartment, miles away, watching it unfold on TV like the rest of us.

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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-27-2008, 10:33 AM
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She must speak really really fast and not sleep.

60 seconds in a minute...
60 minutes in an hour...
24 hours in a day...

86,400 seconds...

1,000,000 words / 86,400 seconds = 11.57 words per second
She said "millions", indicating two million or more words per day.
God Damn, get your shit straight. :0
No wonder Bill went after monica. Monica stopped talking long enough for Bill to put his cock in her mouth.

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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-01-2008, 10:23 PM
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lol,shes a socialist cunt.



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She said "millions", indicating two million or more words per day.
God Damn, get your shit straight. :0
No wonder Bill went after monica. Monica stopped talking long enough for Bill to put his cock in her mouth.
How depressing would it be for you to have to wait that long in life, and have to be a sitting president before that was the most attractive woman you'd ever had?

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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-02-2008, 01:20 AM
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Could be worse, I'm sure.


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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 04-02-2008, 01:42 AM
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Aww, don't get down Tony, you'll stick it in something eventually. If you'd have come out this weekend, I'd have been glad to play wingman for you. I even hooked my little brother up with a girl.

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Aww, don't get down Tony, you'll stick it in something eventually. If you'd have come out this weekend, I'd have been glad to play wingman for you. I even hooked my little brother up with a girl.
Nah, I'm good, just fucking around. Where was that at? I was busy breathing life back into my piece of shit El Camino. Now I just need a goddamn HEI module.


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It was in the GTG forum. My cousin from Louisiana came in town, and we ended up going to the Elbow Room on Friday (Gaston Ave, a block down from Baylor hospital), and the Amsterdam Bar on Saturday. I ended up pissing a friend of my brother's off, because I told his girlfriend she was smuggling turtles (she wasn't actually pregnant, she just wouldn't say why she wouldn't drink, which I don't care about anyway), and then I told him he had a porno 'stache, like RyanB in that one thread, and if he shaved it off, his dick would shrink. Karma prevailed though, and I almost got in a fight with my old best friend from High School. It was sad to see that kid, 'cause I think all he's had to eat and drink for the past few years are pills and booze. That fucker was roid-rage insane!

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LMFAO! Sounds like I missed a good time.


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