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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-18-2008, 09:43 PM Thread Starter
 
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Letterman's top 10

From last night, I think:

Top 10 things Abraham Lincoln would say, if he were alive today.

10. This guy is hilarious, but seriously, who's your president?

9. I'd like to "emancipate" Angelina Jolie.

8. Sweet merciful Lord, these Applebee's riblets are delicious.

7. I hope the writers' strike is over! I need my Desperate Housewives.

6. The framers of the Constitution would care less about who injected what in their butt.

5. I'm here to unite our great nation over unbelievable deals on brand-name mattresses.

4. Good heavens, McCain is still around?

3. What's with the freakishly short hats?

2. Speaking of ancient dead guys, how's Letterman doing?

1. Seriously, what the hell is happening on Lost?

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From last night, I think:

10. This guy is hilarious, but seriously, who's your president?

9. I'd like to "emancipate" Angelina Jolie.

8. Sweet merciful Lord, these Applebee's riblets are delicious.

7. I hope the writers' strike is over! I need my Desperate Housewives.

6. The framers of the Constitution would care less about who injected what in their butt.

5. I'm here to unite our great nation over unbelievable deals on brand-name mattresses.

4. Good heavens, McCain is still around?

3. What's with the freakishly short hats?

2. Speaking of ancient dead guys, how's Letterman doing?

1. Seriously, what the hell is happening on Lost?
I fucking hate letterman.
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What was the theme?
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Top 10 Things Abraham Lincoln Would Say If He Were Alive Today

Which makes a few on the list hillarious in this context (at least to me, I was rolling)

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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-19-2008, 09:05 PM Thread Starter
 
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Oops. Fixed that.

That sucks. I posted this in the morning, and didn't have time to look at the board all day, until now, 9pm.

Sorry about that, fellas.
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I fucking hate letterman.
no shit. he's not funny, and that top 10 just further confirmed the complete absence of humor in david letterdouche's mind.

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I fucking hate letterman.
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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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