Letterman's top 10
From last night, I think:
Top 10 things Abraham Lincoln would say, if he were alive today.
10. This guy is hilarious, but seriously, who's your president?
9. I'd like to "emancipate" Angelina Jolie.
8. Sweet merciful Lord, these Applebee's riblets are delicious.
7. I hope the writers' strike is over! I need my Desperate Housewives.
6. The framers of the Constitution would care less about who injected what in their butt.
5. I'm here to unite our great nation over unbelievable deals on brand-name mattresses.
4. Good heavens, McCain is still around?
3. What's with the freakishly short hats?
2. Speaking of ancient dead guys, how's Letterman doing?
1. Seriously, what the hell is happening on Lost?
Last edited by gpamp; 02-19-2008 at 08:31 PM.