Screw that... the Presidency is what brings out all the slutty interns. All the other offices just settle for jerking off to underage boys online. No thanks. I want a fat whore of an intern like Billy got!
AS mentioned, a viable 3rd party has existed for over 30 years, the Libertarian Party. Kinda like Republicans were about 30 years ago. Small government, no social programs, deficit spending would be against the law, little government meddling in social issues. No alliances with church's & no lobbying.