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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-28-2006, 04:47 PM Thread Starter
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"F*** Hezbollah!"

Had an interesting, yet funny little encounter with a Kuwaiti in the chow hall today. It was at about midnight local time, 4pm TX time, and I was standing in front of the TV mounted high on the wall in front of me, watching Fox News. They were interviewing Shep Smith from wher ever he was. Anyway, I changed the focus of my attention to the fridge in front of me so I could get a thing of milk to eat with my cereal. There was a TCN (third country national) stocking the fridge up when I said "Excuse me, can I get a milk?". He looked at me, then up at the TV, and pointed. The words that came out of his mouth were reassuring, but I had to hold in the laughs. He said in a quiet but stern voice, "Fuck those Hezbollahs. They eat the shit...they eat the cow shit from the shoes!". I said, "you are right sir, they're very bad. Have a good night."

So you heard it first, here, on DFWstangs.net, those Hezbollahs 'eat the cow shit from the shoes'.

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-28-2006, 05:08 PM
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Lol. You should have asked him if he wanted to go cow tipping...
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I laughed the whole drive back to work. Just the way he said it...like a loud whisper with his accent. I was cracking the fuck up inside.

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-28-2006, 05:11 PM
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That actually makes me kinda happy....

You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood."
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Yeah, me too. There were 8-10 of them sitting at their table and they were all watching Fox News. We're gettin' them started off on the right foot.

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