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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 04-10-2004, 01:07 AM Thread Starter
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A plan for peace

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan??
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"


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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-01-2004, 07:36 PM
 
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I think in order to have peace. We have to take it to the terrorists. We can't have peace by just sitting around and doing nothing. That is why the war on terrorism is essential. We don't want another 9/11 on our hands.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-01-2004, 07:45 PM
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Sounds like it's covered all bases.

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That is why the war on terrorism is essential.
War on terrorism, huh? I don't see any war on terrorism.

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-01-2004, 08:17 PM Thread Starter
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War on terrorism, huh? I don't see any war on terrorism.
What is it with some of you kool-aid libs that don't understand the concept of "war on terrorism?" You need to think before making some midguided statement like that.

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Sounds like it's covered all bases.



War on terrorism, huh? I don't see any war on terrorism.
Go visit Iraq and dont see if they terrorize your ass when you go into fallujah

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