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post #2 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-02-2007, 02:32 PM
Ja Ja Ja Ja JEW UNIT!!
 
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thats pretty gay..

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That will be on the second page in no time.
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post #5 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-02-2007, 05:10 PM
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Uh, Mr. The Plague, uh, something weird’s happening on the net.

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post #7 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-02-2007, 10:18 PM
duh...duh....duh
 
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post #8 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-02-2007, 10:23 PM
 
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It is actually kind of impressive. Why don't all of you try to get two common words as first page results in Google. It isn't as easy as one would think.
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post #10 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-03-2007, 03:38 AM
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It is actually kind of impressive. Why don't all of you try to get two common words as first page results in Google. It isn't as easy as one would think.
I was being sarcastic.

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post #12 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-03-2007, 08:15 AM
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How is that done anyhow? Does it go by how many times it's been viewed?
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post #13 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-03-2007, 08:25 AM Thread Starter
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I don't care about all the un educated morons in this thread. It was very hard to get that high, especially with two EXTREMELY common words on the internet. But whatever, you rednecks probably wouldn't see the beauty of art either unless it had explosions and some dude drinking a beer with a shotgun on his shoulder, perhaps I should add those to my search queries and see if I get some 'hell yeas'.

Anyway, this was initiated because Big Matt said "How come when I type internet god, abecx.net doesn't com up?"


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post #14 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-03-2007, 12:30 PM
duh...duh....duh
 
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Anyway, this was initiated because Big Matt said "How come when I type internet god, abecx.net doesn't com up?"
I can certainly appreciate this comment and rising to the challenge.

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post #15 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-03-2007, 12:48 PM
Long Live T.S.
 
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I don't care about all the un educated morons in this thread. It was very hard to get that high, especially with two EXTREMELY common words on the internet. But whatever, you rednecks probably wouldn't see the beauty of art either unless it had explosions and some dude drinking a bear with a shotgun on his shoulder, perhaps I should add those to my search queries and see if I get some 'hell yeas'.

Anyway, this was initiated because Big Matt said "How come when I type internet god, abecx.net doesn't com up?"
lol so bitter

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post #16 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-03-2007, 01:04 PM
 
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Web Results 1 - 10 of about 2,710,000 for un educated. (0.17 seconds)

Did you mean: uneducated
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post #17 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-03-2007, 01:27 PM Thread Starter
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Web Results 1 - 10 of about 2,710,000 for un educated. (0.17 seconds)

Did you mean: uneducated
Nope, I meant un educated just as I put. Unfortunately I have to split them apart because the majority of people on this site get confused over words that are larger than 9 characters.

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LOL!

Alright Cruz... try to get on the first page of United States
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post #20 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-03-2007, 01:52 PM Thread Starter
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LOL! Alright Cruz... try to get on the first page of United States
lmgdao I'll see what I can do -_-

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post #23 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-03-2007, 07:46 PM
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And to think I let the 1st site at the top of the page go a fews years back.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...om&btnG=Search
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And to think I let the 1st site at the top of the page go a fews years back.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...om&btnG=Search
OMG you got your very own website to show as the top result if you put in the website as the search. You truly are the greatest webmaster EVAR!!!

This is the search you should have used and by the way I stopped looking at page 5.
http://www.google.com/search?q=dodge...n&start=0&sa=N
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post #25 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-03-2007, 08:03 PM
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When I owned it it was not at the very top it was 1 down, it went to the very top after Daimler purchased it. But there are still links to it all over the web.
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OMG you got your very own website to show as the top result if you put in the website as the search. You truly are the greatest webmaster EVAR!!!

This is the search you should have used and by the way I stopped looking at page 5.
http://www.google.com/search?q=dodge...n&start=0&sa=N
rofl at www.mydodgesucks.com

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You know, no matter wtf I say I will never ever be able to one up you again because you have the trump at your side for the rest of your life

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post #30 of 34 (permalink) Old 05-04-2007, 12:53 PM
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i clicked on it 10 times already!

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i clicked on it 10 times already!
Clicking links in google does nothing for rank. The algorythm used for page rankings is based upon linking and cross linking in addition to metadata stored within the header of the page. The more links to other sites with similar meta data the higher your rank.
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Clicking links in google does nothing for rank. The algorythm used for page rankings is based upon linking and cross linking in addition to metadata stored within the header of the page. The more links to other sites with similar meta data the higher your rank.
If I was a betting man, I would bet that he already knew that.
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You know, no matter wtf I say I will never ever be able to one up you again because you have the trump at your side for the rest of your life



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