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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-22-2008, 02:32 PM Thread Starter
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Are there 3somes in heaven???

Okay so I was asking my girl this.

Lets say me and her get married and she dies unexpectedly. I love her and all that good mess.

Well lets say I get re-married and we both die.

So in Heaven... am I going to be tagging both of those asses? (assuming we all get in)

Discuss.

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-22-2008, 02:40 PM
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Threesomes shmeesomes! In heaven, it's all booty, all the time.
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Okay so I was asking my girl this.

Lets say me and her get married and she dies unexpectedly. I love her and all that good mess.

Well lets say I get re-married and we both die.

So in Heaven... am I going to be tagging both of those asses? (assuming we all get in)

Discuss.
You may be surprised to hear that a similar, yet less perverted question was asked to Jesus.

Matthew 22

23On that day some Sadducees (who say there is no resurrection) came to Jesus and questioned Him,

24asking, "Teacher, Moses said, 'IF A MAN DIES HAVING NO CHILDREN, HIS BROTHER AS NEXT OF KIN SHALL MARRY HIS WIFE, AND RAISE UP CHILDREN FOR HIS BROTHER.'

25"Now there were seven brothers with us; and the first married and died, and having no children left his wife to his brother;

26so also the second, and the third, down to the seventh.

27"Last of all, the woman died.

28"In the resurrection, therefore, whose wife of the seven will she be? For they all had married her."

29But Jesus answered and said to them, "You are mistaken, not understanding the Scriptures nor the power of God.

30"For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven.


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(assuming we all get in)
This kind of thing statement troubles me based upon the lack of seriousness in your question. You should be more concerned about the state of your soul than whether or not you get action in heaven. Please tell me how someone 'gets in' to heaven?
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-22-2008, 05:57 PM Thread Starter
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No it was a serious question. So there will be no hooking up in heaven? I'm not fully understanding. It is a serious question and while it is in a rather joke like state... it is still serious. Almost mind boggling.

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-22-2008, 07:18 PM
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so is heaven just going to be like an eternity of church.

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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 10-24-2008, 09:43 AM
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Send me an e-mail when you find out? While your up there. send pictures of the hot angels. No really i always wondered the same.

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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-11-2008, 08:49 AM
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its probly gonna be like church 24/7 but hey what about all the chicks we banged down here will we get to have them up there too? Who knows mayb God is a hippie and is for free love doubt though but hey how awesome would that be?
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