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Think about converting...

to Islam. What are the pro's and cons?

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to Islam. What are the pro's and cons?
Depends on what you're converting from.
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Depends on what you're converting from.
Baptist/Catholicism/Jehova's Witness.

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Deeper into confusion is where you're heading if you think you are converting from Baptist/Catholicism/Jehova's Witness, 3 totally different beliefs to begin with.
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to Islam. What are the pro's and cons?
Both sons of Abraham, Isaac and Ishmael, were each respectively the forebears of the Jewish and Muslim faiths. If exploring Islam is your desire, go for it.
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Why don't you research who muhamud was, what his earthly sources were, and how the beginning of islam developed. That foundation answered all the questions I had about modern day Islam and why it is what it is today.
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Why don't you go here and take this quiz. It will tell you what religion is best suited for your beliefs:

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html
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con: muslims live in the stone age

pro: you get to blow shit up

All clear now?

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con: muslims live in the stone age

pro: you get to blow shit up

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con: muslims live in the stone age

pro: you get to blow shit up

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All in the name Moo Ha Mud!
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You do realize that you won't be able to enjoy the baconator from wendy's, or ribs from Dickey's, or anything at a korean buffet, right?

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Both sons of Abraham, Isaac and Ishmael, were each respectively the forebears of the Jewish and Muslim faiths. If exploring Islam is your desire, go for it.
Isaac was the legitimate child of Abraham that had been promised by God, where as Ishmael was the bastard child who was considered inferior and created a bastardized religion, leading to centuries of penis envy of the Jews.

If you convert to being a raghead, you'll have to graft foreskin back on.

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Baptist/Catholicism/Jehova's Witness.
No wonder you want to convert. You are already jacked-up on bi-polar religion.
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Why don't you go here and take this quiz. It will tell you what religion is best suited for your beliefs:

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Isaac was the legitimate child of Abraham that had been promised by God, where as Ishmael was the bastard child who was considered inferior and created a bastardized religion, leading to centuries of penis envy of the Jews.

If you convert to being a raghead, you'll have to graft foreskin back on.
Ish was actually born first, and would have been Abraham's heir, but as you said he was born not of Abraham's wife Sarah, but rather was the child of Sarah's servant Hagar. Such a practice was not unusual in Old Testament times, when the wife could not bear (preferably male) children to carry on the family's lineage.

Islam in it's infancy was not a bastardized religion, rather it was later devotees of Mohammed that fell into a schism and screwed up (polarized and politicized) the Muslim faith.
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it was not a problem to bring money to his house at 10pm.so why is it a problem to call and bitch.it wasnt a problem when we were all sitting around smoking pot together.yes i said it we all were smoking pot together.what now stupid.
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To stick up his ass
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I just don't want to "catch" Christianity, you know, like the way some people catch homosexuality. MrMajerkoff is a good example.
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I just don't want to "catch" Christianity, you know, like the way some people catch homosexuality. MrMajerkoff is a good example.
I think worshiping satan is a good bet. I mean, if heaven and hell exist, most of us are going to hell anyways, so you might as well be on his good side. I'm pretty sure the worst part about hell will be the hot beer.
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I think worshiping satan is a good bet. I mean, if heaven and hell exist, most of us are going to hell anyways, so you might as well be on his good side. I'm pretty sure the worst part about hell will be the hot beer.




A very keen observation my good man.
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I just don't want to "catch" Christianity, you know, like the way some people catch homosexuality. MrMajerkoff is a good example.
Shoving lye up your ass may be a good way for you, personally, to avoid catching the homo bug.....likely too late in your case though, queerbait. Give it a try though and report back here with your results, sorehole, along with your BF's comments on how he likes it.
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Shoving lye up your ass may be a good way for you, personally, to avoid catching the homo bug.....likely too late in your case though, queerbait. Give it a try though and report back here with your results, sorehole, along with your BF's comments on how he likes it.



I'd yawn at your boring tirade but wouldn't want you to get an errection.
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^^^^^

This from the asshole who first brought the "H" word into this thread.....fucking common fag.
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This from the asshole who first brought the "H" word into this thread.....fucking common fag.



I haven't said christians are hypocrites at all.
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Poor wittle qweer....
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Poor wittle qweer....
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I think not....I'm somewhat particular about who I associate with, and keyboard kweers ain't among them.
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That happened, like, 16 or 17 posts ago.

Welcome to the present, the here and now, professor.....
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How about "harangue"?
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I dont think the name calling is really going to help the issue in any way.

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to Islam. What are the pro's and cons?
what ever floats ur boat dude go for it
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I wanted to be a scientist but my SAT math scores were to low.

Aren't some of the books or parts of some books of the Kow-Ran 2000 to 3000 years old or more? How the heck did that happen?

I want to be a muslim so I can hate women.
I want to be a muslim, but if I piss on myself, I will go to hell.
I want to be a muslim so I can kill people, especially those that make me go pee-pee in my pants.

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