Ezekiel 4:9 (King James Version)
"Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and [Folgers coffee] beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof."
Yet David succumbed to temptation, and we all know how that ended up:
2 Samuel 17:27-29
"And it came to pass, when David was come to Mahanaim, that Shobi the son of Nahash of Rabbah of the children of Ammon, and Machir the son of Ammiel of Lodebar, and Barzillai the Gileadite of Rogelim, brought beds, and basons, and earthen vessels, and wheat, and barley, and flour, and parched corn, and [Maxwell House coffee] beans, and lentiles, and parched pulse, and honey, and butter, and sheep, and cheese of kine, for David, and for the people that were with him, to eat: for they said, The people is hungry, and weary, and thirsty, in the wilderness.
Those silly Jews! They knew better, they were just contrary! Plus they probably got a kickback from Hiram Maxwell the coffee merchant.