On a more serious note:
Freemasonry is a false religion which in its higher degrees teaches a blasphemous name for God. Because it claims to be a universal religion, the Masonic ritual considers Jesus as only one great teacher among many. Masonic authority Albert Pike, in his book, Morals and Dogma, states: "it (Masonry) reverences all the great reformers. It sees in Moses, Confucius, Zoroaster,...Jesus of Nazareth...great teachers of morality and eminent reformers, if no more, and allows every brother of the order to assign to such higher and even divine character as his creed and truth require."That sounds as if Masonry were tolerant and open-minded, but in reality, Jesus Christ is excluded from worship in the Lodge. Because Masonry seeks to offend no one, Masons are strictly forbidden to discuss their own religious beliefs within the Masonic temple. Albert Pike writes, "No one Mason has the right to measure for another within the walls of a Masonic temple, the degree of veneration which he shall feel for any reformer, or the Founder of any religion." In other words, during a Lodge meeting, no Christian Mason is allowed to give testimony for Jesus Christ.
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