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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-23-2005, 11:57 AM Thread Starter
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Four Great Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Judaism as a religion.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
faith.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-23-2005, 05:59 PM
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1. Muslims do not recognize Judaism as a religion.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
faith.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
amen to that shit LOL!!!
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1. Muslims do not recognize Judaism as a religion.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
faith.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
5. The Jahova's Whitness' don't recognize that you just want them to shut up and leave!
 
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Just wanted to add that muslims do recognize Jesus as a Prophet, and they also recognize that he did live a sinless life......a sinless life.
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4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
LMAO.

I once was at a bar at a restaurant sitting next to a Baptist preacher. He told me he wasn't preaching that day.

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LMAO.

I once was at a bar at a restaurant sitting next to a Baptist preacher. He told me he wasn't preaching that day.
thats fucking funny
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4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
Funny.

A lot of people have different views on this but the scripture warns against drunkeness. Jesus's first miracle was turning water into wine at Cana.

Here's another one for ya:

Why do you never take just one Baptist fishing with you?

Because he'll drink all of your beer

<--goes to a Baptist church so he is allowed to make Baptist jokes
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Funny.

A lot of people have different views on this but the scripture warns against drunkeness. Jesus's first miracle was turning water into wine at Cana.

Here's another one for ya:

Why do you never take just one Baptist fishing with you?

Because he'll drink all of your beer

<--goes to a Baptist church so he is allowed to make Baptist jokes

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With every four Baptists you will always find a fifth
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With every four Baptists you will always find a fifth
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5. The Jahova's Whitness' don't recognize that you just want them to shut up and leave!
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