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Could god make a rock so heavy that he couldnt pick it up?

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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-17-2004, 01:48 AM
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My dad once told me that there is no such thing as a stupid question... I need to call him and tell him he's a liar.
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-17-2004, 04:23 AM
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My dad once told me that there is no such thing as a stupid question... I need to call him and tell him he's a liar.


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I haven't heard that question since I was in 6th grade.

Can God create a rock too heavy for Him to lift?
Can God create an area too large for Him to fill?
Can God create a puzzle too difficult for Him to solve?
Can God create an F-body that doesn't rattle?
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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-17-2004, 03:53 PM
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Can God create an F-body that doesn't rattle?
lol, he tried, but he failed and killed the whole thing.
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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 10-28-2004, 09:15 PM
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My dad once told me that there is no such thing as a stupid question... I need to call him and tell him he's a liar.

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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-01-2004, 01:30 PM
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yea he can, but then he would just make himself stronger so he could lift it.
Or maybe he would use telekenisis.

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post #9 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-20-2004, 09:28 PM
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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-23-2004, 09:50 AM
 
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there are a lot of stupid questions......
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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-23-2004, 10:58 PM
 
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My dad once told me that there is no such thing as a stupid question... I need to call him and tell him he's a liar.

Well your dad isn't a liar, there is no such thing as a stupid question.

He never said there wasn't a such thing as stupid people asking questions!
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LOL @ this thread, post whore!
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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 12-21-2004, 02:44 AM
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lol that shit is just fucted.
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