Speaking of jokes, my pastor told this one this past Sunday, hopfully I can remember it:
A couple lived next door to a rather nasty bitter old lady who owned a rabbit that she kept in a cage in the back yard. This couple owned a rottweiler themselves.
One day as the woman dog owner was doing her dishes she noticed that her dog had something in his mouth that he was yanking around. When she went out to investigate she realized that it was the rabbit from next door. She was horrified! She quickly looked over the fence to see if the old lady was in sight but saw noone. She didn't really want to go over and tell her what happened because she was afraid that they may have to put their dog to sleep. So she went in the house to the sink and gently washed off all the blood and blow dried the hair. Later that evening she snuck over into the old ladies yard and quietly placed the rabbit in the cage.
A couple of days later as the couple was in the back yard barbecuing the old lady peaked over the fence and asked to talk with them. When they got over to the fence the old lady asked them if they had see anything strange going on? The woman said No they hadn't. The old lady then says, "Well, I think there has been some very strange things going on in the neighborhood lately, almost evil! Two weeks ago my rabbit died and I buried it in my back yard next to the fence and two days ago I found it back it its cage!