Sign I saw on the ground:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Austin, TX
You can listen to any of this shit that you want.
Here's what works:
Activated Charcoal. ($12 for a bottle of 50)
They sell it at GNC and Whole Foods, and it's literally charcoal in gel caps. It's used by hospitals for detox, and it's sold in at these two stores in the health and nutrition aisle, so I'm not trying to poison you.
If your whiz quiz is on Monday, start taking the pills on Saturday evening. Take 8 after each meal, or 3 times daily (on Sunday)
Drink plenty of water, and you might consider taking B12. It will put some color back into your piss, cause you'll essentially be pissing water.
I used this system for years back in the day when I was a little weed head ner'do well. I don't even touch the stuff today, but my best bud does, and I helped him pass a test last week via this method.
You'll shit a charcoal briquette when it's passing through you, but you'll be employable.