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Drug test I need some help

ok i have to take a drug test some time in the next week at albertsons.the reason why albertsons is becuse its a cake job and i need it untill the summer semester.i need some info about how to pass the drug test so anything would help thanx. ooo yea if it helps the last time i smoked was this morning.thanx later
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ok i have to take a drug test some time in the next week at albertsons.the reason why albertsons is becuse its a cake job and i need it untill the summer semester.i need some info about how to pass the drug test so anything would help thanx. ooo yea if it helps the last time i smokes was this morning.thanx later
Hey shithead, here's an easy way. STOP DOING DRUGS!

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keep doing drugs and you will end up at albertsons forever
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haha thats funny.this is a shitty job till school starts i nedd some real help and im not saying you info wasnt help but thanx for the imput
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Hey shithead, here's an easy way. STOP DOING DRUGS!
Yea, that's the best way.
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haha thats funny.this is a shitty job till school starts i nedd some real help and im not saying you info wasnt help but thanx for the imput
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Pot stays in your system for 30 days from what I understand.
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Niacin, lots of it or don't do drugs when looking for a job.
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does that shit really work ive herd some stories that it hasent.my bro said to get the shit you make jelly with and to drink nouthing but water till the test.and all so to take some nicin
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its sad to say but yes i am
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post #13 of 151 (permalink) Old 01-27-2006, 10:12 AM
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On the jello eisle there is a product called sur-gel. Taste like shit but works

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On the jello eisle there is a product called sur-gel. Taste like shit but works
does it work for piss test?
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does it work for piss test?
Yea it works through osmosis (sp) don't eat it just rub it on

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Call Unistat in Garland, they have detox systems but they're not cheap. It's like 100 pills and some juice stuff, it's horrible but it works. I was clean in 5 days.
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I've heard mary jane stays in your system for 10-30 days depending on how much you toke.

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Niacin, lots of it or don't do drugs when looking for a job.
it will make u the most physically uncomfortable you've ever been, the earliest you can get pot out of ur system for a piss test is a week. drink a lot of water pick up the real detox kit thats like 50 bucks not niacin. drink water water water... good luck ive been where you are and it sux...
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it will make u the most physically uncomfortable you've ever been, the earliest you can get pot out of ur system for a piss test is a week. drink a lot of water pick up the real detox kit thats like 50 bucks not niacin. drink water water water... good luck ive been where you are and it sux...
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go to any head shop, or GNC. Spend some coin, or it'll be a waste of $$$. Also, make sure it isnt your first piss of the day. When you do pee, make sure youve knocked back about 1.5-2 gallons of water. When you pee, wait till midstream...not the beginning or the end.

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Drink water out the ass it will help clear your system within 2 dayz
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thanx for all the info
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I love these threads. "Blah blah, I'm a dumbass, and my dumbass needs to do something decietful(sp), how can I cheat the system? BTW, I'm a Dumbass"
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Hey shithead, here's an easy way. STOP DOING DRUGS!
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I love these threads. "Blah blah, I'm a dumbass, and my dumbass needs to do something decietful(sp), how can I cheat the system? BTW, I'm a Dumbass"

Hahaha. Thats a perfect summary of these threads. They pop up all the time.
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Chlorine tablets, take about 3 of them with plenty of water.
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Maybe they'll do a hair sample, good luck!

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most companies just do a cheek swab and that just shows up if you have smoked in the past 2 to 3 days

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i doubt albertsons is going to hair sample for a floor job.

best solution is to stop smoking now, and start working out. The more you can get your metabolism up, the faster it will get out of your system

I've cleaned up in 11 days before, and another time did it in 13. It's not difficult, you just gotta get out of the groove of smoking and find other things to occupy your time. But i seriously reccomend working out, and drinking lots and lots and lots of water.

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You lead a pitiful life if you have to ask that question. I also agree with blackjack....you won't amount to much in life if this is the route you want. I'm not saying drugs are the devil but they sure aren't going to help you succeed either.

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it really dosen't matter because albertsons is closing like 100 stores in texas so hope that store is not one of them
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I've heard mary jane stays in your system for 10-30 days depending on how much you toke.
yea thats true because when i got on probation it took 2months without smoking for me to be clean. then i discovered certo (same as sure-gel) get a whole packet mix with some fruit punch let it be room temp. or else the powder rocks up when its cold do that at night then in the morning do a half packet 2hrs before you go drink gatoraide piss a few times you should be good. or at least it worked for me
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"rocks up"?
Me suspects more than just a lil toking going on here......


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yea thats true because when i got on probation it took 2months without smoking for me to be clean. then i discovered certo (same as sure-gel) get a whole packet mix with some fruit punch let it be room temp. or else the powder rocks up when its cold do that at night then in the morning do a half packet 2hrs before you go drink gatoraide piss a few times you should be good. or at least it worked for me

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Well not doing would help but a good friend of mine lost a great job with me because he failed it, even with a very expensive detox drink.........

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drink lots of water the night before and the next morning up intill you take the test. works every time.a frind of mine used to be on probation and used to smoke all the time,and it worked for him.also it has to do with body fat

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worst advice ever. If your piss lacks concentration (no, im not telling it to squint and think real hard..) then you can fail anyways. Smoking anytime near a UA is shooting yourself in the foot.

my moms boyfriend of 12 years is a drug court probation officer, and i have other experiences firsthand.
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You can listen to any of this shit that you want.

Here's what works:

Activated Charcoal. ($12 for a bottle of 50)

They sell it at GNC and Whole Foods, and it's literally charcoal in gel caps. It's used by hospitals for detox, and it's sold in at these two stores in the health and nutrition aisle, so I'm not trying to poison you.

If your whiz quiz is on Monday, start taking the pills on Saturday evening. Take 8 after each meal, or 3 times daily (on Sunday)

Drink plenty of water, and you might consider taking B12. It will put some color back into your piss, cause you'll essentially be pissing water.

I used this system for years back in the day when I was a little weed head ner'do well. I don't even touch the stuff today, but my best bud does, and I helped him pass a test last week via this method.

You'll shit a charcoal briquette when it's passing through you, but you'll be employable.
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UA's test for UID. If you piss clear but come up with a UID it's a fail.
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drug test huh, better start studying...
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If you snort up for a few days and take a few acid trips, I hear that cleans out your system well enough to pass and you'll get your job.

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under qualifications for cake guy you probably put something like - everyone loves my brownies, lol
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