...we have all heard them. Probably repeated them over and over to friends who would listen. But Lets please be sensitive and remember this is a public message board.
Racial slurs and bashing will not be tolerated in here. For example and a good rule of thumb....If you have to start out the joke with the phrase "I don't mean to be racist"....that probably means you need not post it. Such violations will be deleted and dealt with accordingly. Thanks and bring on the comedy.

Karen

thanks for posting this

You Red-Eyed Tree Frog!



For those of you that didn't get it, it's a slur if you're a frog.

**GASP**!!!

How dare thee toss such an atrocious obscenity! You heathen!

Right on, Karen!

Thanks Karen, I agree.

Some people were up in arms when I made this same suggestion on their racial joke threads.

It's simple common sense, but some people are lacking greatly.

I agree with this. There isn't much difference, if any, in telling a racist joke and being racist.

I couldn't agree more

does this mean no blond jokes?

SHUT UP HONKIE

Thanks - I'm tired of calling Johnnie Cochran for advice on how I should deal with crackas like you offending me in such a manner..

this kills about 25% of all good jokes. i like white jokes as much as black jokes and so on. stereotypes and slander is fun when people don't take themselves too damned seriously.

oh well, what can i say i'm not PC and we all know it's B.S.

what good is a joke if its not racial... and so on and so on.... cant you take a joke?

What about these nursery rhymes. Are they acceptable?

Hickory Dickory Dock, this chick was sucking my cock, the clock struck two, I dropped my goo and dropped her off on the next block.......

Little Boy Blue........ He needed the money

Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, along came a spider and sat down beside her, and said, "YO, WHAT'S IN THE BOWL BITCH!!"

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor old dog a bone, when she got there she bent over, rover took over and the old lady got a bone of her own

this room is dead.....

And here's one for GE.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.

lol

so any racial jokes... if i recal that is the name of the room?

Hey by the way frogger..... very nice car....

Quit post whoring in this thread or you will be banned, newbie.

what is post whoring?

I KNOW you ain't talking to me. If I was a post whore, I would have a lot more than 283 posts. Besides, my 2.83 posts per day can't compare to your 4.58.

Jack and Betty, up in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes Betty, then comes Jack
Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.

After a long night of intimacy, a young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man.

The guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?"

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" asked the bewildered guy.

The girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."

I think you should calm the hell down. Its a joke damn it ! try to have a sense of humor, instead of trying to be every other p.c. ignorant asshole and pull the race card every time you get your feelings hurt because you cant take a fucking joke!

What do you have when 39 Mexican cult members commmit suicide?

One less station wagon on the San Diego Freeway during rush hour.

A Texan, a Yankee and a Mexican are in a bar one night having a beer. The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says "Up north our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Mexican [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his knife and wacks the glass to pieces.

He says "In Meheeco, we have so mush sand to make the glasses that we don need to drink out of the same glass twice neither."

The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Yankee and the Mexican.

He says "In Texas we have so many Yankees and Mexicans that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

Pretty funny....lol

you better watch it, i'm from the north

So am I, still funny though

Probably true...but ya know...people have a tendency to take things to the extreme in life...like I said we all heard them and we all laughed, but its the few fucked up cocksuckers that like to make jokes out of things like dragging deaths, hate crimes, or the radical obliviation of an entire ethnic group. You could say that those were just in bad taste and leave it be...but if I were to ban all jokes in bad taste...well that would kill about 99.9994% of all jokes in here.

I didnt just make up this rule out on a whim. I got tired of the multiple complaints and blatant ignorance displayed in here.

Karen

A little rough on the newbie eh, Roscoe?

lmao

That reminds me.

Do you know what you call 2 blonds standing side by side?

A wind tunnel.

I think we should just cancel this whole joke thread. You are being short sited about it if you are just trying to be sensative to minorities. If this is a public site then you might have women, gays, whites or any other person of some gender or religous creed. Why is it that only blacks or hispanics are the only people considered when telling a joke. You don't think that you might piss off whites with some redneck jokes or women with gender jokes. I just get tired of people only worring about what the blacks might think, their are a hell of a lot of different people in this world that can be offended. Me personally, I love jokes and laugh at all kinds, but If you are going to try and be politically correct don't do it half ass. Jokes poke fun at someone or something if you can't get on a "joke" sight without getting pissed of then don't fucking come in!!! You need to see the humor in it and laugh at yourself.

Why would you even need to ask why gays, women or religious groups aren't included? I think it is just common sense and UNDERSTOOD that if you have to turn around to see who is standing behind you to tell a joke, it probably doesn't belong here or in any other public forum.

I just don't see the difference b/t a racist joke, sexist joke, religous joke. I know and laugh at all these kind of jokes,and I don't think that some jokes excluded. The post subject should state what kind of joke it is, so don't click on it if you think you will be offended. The best comics make racist jokes about there race and others. Ex: Richard Pryor, Dennis Leary, Robert Schimmel, Martin Lawerance. even South Park.
* I will leave it at that, I said my peace*

i agree with hannibal, it always the blacks and mexicans who are considered when it comes to jokes. if you r going to put restrictions on jokes then it isnt fair to do it for only some of them, gotta get them all or none.

but on the topic, i got a few good racial jokes


what do you call the little mexican kid with a bike.

A theif

JEEEEEEEZ!
Ya mean we can't tell any green or Frog jokes?

What is a black fortune cookie?

A: A piece of cornbread w/ a food stamp in the middle.