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What Gender Is It??

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#1 ·
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of functions, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue
hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up, it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed, and it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

TIRES - male, because they go bald and often are over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up so many people.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But
consider that it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
 
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#6 ·
How about Lighter - Male because all you have to do is "flick" it once or twice and it goes off...and after it's been "flicked" for about a month (month if you're lucky) it's not good anymore. :D
 
#9 ·
REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But
consider that it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. [/B][/QUOTE]

:D
 
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