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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-23-2003, 12:38 PM Thread Starter
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Pest Control

PEST CONTROL
> >>>
> >>>A woman was having a passionate affair with an
> inspector from a
> >>>pest-control
> >>>company. One afternoon they were carrying on in
> the bedroom
> together
> >>>when
> >>>her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
> >>>
> >>>"Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the
> closet!", and she
> pushed
> >>>him
> >>>in the closet, stark naked.
> >>>
> >>>The husband, however, became suspicious and after
> a search of the
> >>>bedroom
> >>>discovered the man in the closet.
> >>>
> >>>"Who are you?" he asked him.
> >>>
> >>>"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the
> exterminator.
> >>>
> >>>"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
> >>>
> >>>"I'm investigating a complaint about an
> infestation of moths," the
> man
> >>>replied.
> >>>
> >>>"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
> >>>
> >>>The man looked down at himself and said,........
> "Those little
> >>>bastards."
>
>
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-24-2003, 10:01 PM
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hahah not bad!
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Lol never heard of pest control jokes in my life HAHA
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That was one of the coolest jokes I've ever heard having a pest control theme.
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