Junkyard Turbo Power
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Fort Worth,TX, USA
Your mama is so old her social security number is 2.
Your mother is so poor when I asked to go to the bathroom, she said, "3 boxes down and to the left."
Your mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.
Your mama is so fat, when she got on a scale it said to be continued.
Your mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Your mama is so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.
Your mama is so ugly, they give her an extra 364 days for Halloween.
Your mama is so fat, when God said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass.
Your mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
Your mama's so fat, when she told me her weight, I thought it was a phone number.
Your mama is so ugly, she scares blind kids.
Your mama is so fat, she has to put her lipstick on with a paint roller.
Your mama's so fat, when she falls out of bed, she falls off from both sides.
Your mama is so fat, she stood alone on a corner and a cop yelled, "Hey, break it up!"
Your mama is so fat, she steps on a dollar and gets four quarters.
Your mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV I missed three commercials.
Your mama is so big, she has her own moon.
Your mama is like Sprint; ten cents a minute.
Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat people orbiting around her.