mama jokes... - DFWstangs Forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-02-2001, 01:44 AM Thread Starter
Junkyard Turbo Power
 
DarrenK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Fort Worth,TX, USA
Posts: 1,542
mama jokes...

Your mama is so old her social security number is 2.

Your mother is so poor when I asked to go to the bathroom, she said, "3 boxes down and to the left."

Your mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.

Your mama is so fat, when she got on a scale it said to be continued.

Your mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Your mama is so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Your mama is so ugly, they give her an extra 364 days for Halloween.

Your mama is so fat, when God said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat ass.

Your mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Your mama's so fat, when she told me her weight, I thought it was a phone number.

Your mama is so ugly, she scares blind kids.

Your mama is so fat, she has to put her lipstick on with a paint roller.

Your mama's so fat, when she falls out of bed, she falls off from both sides.

Your mama is so fat, she stood alone on a corner and a cop yelled, "Hey, break it up!"

Your mama is so fat, she steps on a dollar and gets four quarters.

Your mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV I missed three commercials.

Your mama is so big, she has her own moon.

Your mama is like Sprint; ten cents a minute.

Your mama's so fat she has smaller fat people orbiting around her.
DarrenK is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-03-2001, 03:59 AM
aka onlya302
 
yonson's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: on da laptop tune'n cars in SoCal...
Posts: 2,641
ahhh nothing like momma jokes
yonson is offline  
post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-03-2001, 04:37 PM
yes, jluv
 
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 17,073
Quote:
Originally posted by onlya302
ahhh nothing like momma jokes
Yer mama's so fat she could sell shade.
Yer mama's so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch '60 Minutes'.
Yer mama's so fat , if she was missing they'd have to use all four sides of the milk carton.
She has to butter her doorjams.
She choked once and the whole neighborhood had to join hands to administer the Heimleck.
Yer mama's so fat, when it rains, all the water in the city drains toward her house.
She crashed through a wall once and everybody yelled "Hey! Kool-Aid!!!"
Her dress size is Holy Shit!
Waffle House told her that IS all you can eat for $7.99 and made her buy another buffet.
jluv is offline  
 
post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-03-2001, 06:28 PM
turn it!
 
dragradialstang's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 8,260
Bwaaahahaha!
dragradialstang is offline  
post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-04-2001, 01:26 PM
Merry HoHo
 
SNEAKY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: User Id: 30310 Name: SneakyDaPimp
Posts: 32,791
yo momma so nasty,i talked to her once on the phone and got an ear infection.
SNEAKY is offline  
post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-06-2001, 09:53 AM
GROWED UP WRONG
 
Chopped54's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: The Box Babies Come In
Posts: 7,413
Your Mamma is soo fat-
She wore a Malcom X shirt and Helicopters tried to land on her.
After Sex she smokes TURKEYS
After Sex you roll over twice and your still on tha bitch.
Told her to haul ass and had to make it 3 trips.
When she sits around the house, she actually sits AROUND the house.
her nickname is just "DAMN"
she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
she fell in love and broke it.
I had to take a cab and two buses to get on her good side.
she wakes up in sections
At Six Flags people try to ride HER
she's on both sides of the family!

Your Mamma is soo dumb-
She brought toilet paper to a craps game.
She sat on the TV and watched the Couch.
Was staring at a OJ box because it said concentrate.
Went back home because the sign said "Airport Left".
it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
she sold her car for gasoline money
she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Chopped54 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Bookmarks

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the DFWstangs Forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome