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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-01-2001, 01:34 PM Thread Starter
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Cool Leroy

I thought this was pretty good


> A rich white guy decided that he wanted to throw a
> > party and invited a few of his buddies. He also
> > invited Leroy, the only black guest at the party.
> > He held the party in the backyard of his mansion.
> >
> > Everybody was having a good time drinking, dancing,
> > talking to the ladies. At the height of the party, the rich white guy
> > said,
> > " I have a man-eating alligator in my pool and I
> > will give anyone a million dollars if he is man
> > enough to jump in."
> >
> > All of a sudden there was a loud splash and everyone
> > turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! HE WAS
> > FIGHTING THE ALLIGATOR AND KICKING IT'S ASS.
> >
> > He was doing head butts, jabs, chokeholds, all kinds
> > of shit. Water was splashing, the alligator was
> > screaming.
> >
> > Leroy finally strangled the alligator and it sunk to
> > the bottom. Leroy then slowly got out of the pool.
> > Everybody was just staring at him.
> >
> > The rich white guy said, " Damn......I guess I owe
> > you a million dollars...Leroy said," No, that's okay."
> >
> > The rich white guy said," Man, I have to give you
> > something, you won the bet. How about half a million?"
> > The brother said no. The rich white guy said "Come on,
> > I insist on giving you Something. how about stock
> > options....a Rolex......maybe a Porsche......?"
> > Again, Brotherman said "No". The confused rich white guy
> > said, "Well Leroy, what do you want?"
> >
> > Leroy said," I just want the muthafucka who pushed me
> > in the pool."
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-02-2001, 01:54 PM
turn it!
 
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LOL
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-03-2001, 04:06 AM
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hahahahaah rofl, I still woulda taken the cool mil
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-05-2001, 05:05 PM
 
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lol heard the same joke but it was a million to whoever could swin across a pool of piranha... same black guy, same story.
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-06-2001, 09:24 AM
GROWED UP WRONG
 
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pretty funny
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