I thought this was pretty good
> A rich white guy decided that he wanted to throw a
> > party and invited a few of his buddies. He also
> > invited Leroy, the only black guest at the party.
> > He held the party in the backyard of his mansion.
> > Everybody was having a good time drinking, dancing,
> > talking to the ladies. At the height of the party, the rich white guy
> > said,
> > " I have a man-eating alligator in my pool and I
> > will give anyone a million dollars if he is man
> > enough to jump in."
> > All of a sudden there was a loud splash and everyone
> > turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! HE WAS
> > FIGHTING THE ALLIGATOR AND KICKING IT'S ASS.
> > He was doing head butts, jabs, chokeholds, all kinds
> > of shit. Water was splashing, the alligator was
> > screaming.
> > Leroy finally strangled the alligator and it sunk to
> > the bottom. Leroy then slowly got out of the pool.
> > Everybody was just staring at him.
> > The rich white guy said, " Damn......I guess I owe
> > you a million dollars...Leroy said," No, that's okay."
> > The rich white guy said," Man, I have to give you
> > something, you won the bet. How about half a million?"
> > The brother said no. The rich white guy said "Come on,
> > I insist on giving you Something. how about stock
> > options....a Rolex......maybe a Porsche......?"
> > Again, Brotherman said "No". The confused rich white guy
> > said, "Well Leroy, what do you want?"
> > Leroy said," I just want the muthafucka who pushed me
> > in the pool."