Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The Keebler Tree
A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to
the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in
his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "Ma frien' is daid! Wha' can ah do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can
help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.....
The hunter says, "OK, now whut?"