Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: A case of the "Mondays"
A guy goes to his boss' hotel penthouse for a party. While at the party the guy notices something that catches his attention. He sees a drunk guy at the bar slamming shots one after another. Then the drunk guy gets up, walks to the window......and jumps out. The guy runs to the window but can't see the the drunk anywhere on the street. Before anyone can get to a phone to call a ambulance they see the evelator doors open and out comes the drunken guy. Amazed the guy goes up to the drunk and asks him "How in the hell did you survive a fall like that?" The drunk says "Come to the bar and I'll tell you." They make their way and they sit down. The drunk guy says " You see this tequila...it's magic.....you see you down three shots and it will make you fly." Thinking that the drunk has had too much to drink the guy gets up and says " Yeah right." The drunk stands ups and says " I'll prove it." So he downs three shots, stumbles to the window and jumps out. The guy runs to the window and sees him falling and about two feet from the ground.......the drunk guy slows down in mid air...stands up and walks back into the hotel. The guy hears the elevator doors open and walks out the drunk. Shocked, the guy runs to the bar....downs three shots and jumps out of the window. The drunk walks to the window to see the guy falling and as the drunk gets there, SPLAT the guy hits the street and is killed instantly. The drunk walks to the bar, and the bartender says " You know you can be a real asshole when you get drunk Superman."