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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-28-2001, 07:08 AM Thread Starter
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Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a
long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts.
But he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the
King's chief physician. Horatio said "I can arrange it, but I will need
1,000 gold coins to pay bribes". Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.
The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching lotion and poured a little
of it into the Queens brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she
dressed the itching commenced and grew in intensity.
Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a
special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and
that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the
Dragon Master's mouth.
King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master and issued the imperial
command. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote to the itching
lotion, which Horatio had given him, into his mouth and for the next four
hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.
Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment.
However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio
anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this
matter to the King.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching lotion into
King Arthur's loincloth.
And Michael the Dragon Master was again summoned by the King.

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-28-2001, 10:51 AM
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That's hilarious.

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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-30-2001, 12:02 PM
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