A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel
dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has
breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out
the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it
of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens
and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing an IRS ID badge and dull
suit. There's a calculator in his pocket. He has a pencil tucked behind
"Well, kid," says the genie. "You know how it works. You have three
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an IRS
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and It looks
you're a goner anyway!" The man thinks about this for a minute, and
decides that the genie is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with
plentiful food and drink."
***POOF*** The man finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, kid, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF*** The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled
rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, kid, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says: "I wish that no matter
where I go beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF*** He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story?
If the IRS offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached.
Signature courtesy of Girls Can Too
1993 5.0 Coupe
2.5" Cowl Hood, FMS 9mm spark plug wires, Steeda adjustable fuel pressure regulator, MAC underdrive pulleys, MAC cold air induction fenderwell mount, Pro-M 77mm mass air, FMS 65mm TB, Trick Flow Street Heat intake, Trick Flow 1" phenolic spacer, SHITTY ASS PISTONS!!
MAC equal length Stubbie headers, MAC Pro Chamber H- pipe, MAC cat-back exhaust, short shifter, FMS aluminum driveshaft, FMS 3.73 gears, Auto Meter dual guage A-pillar mount w/ fuel pressure and air/fuel ratio guages, Auto Meter 5" monster tach