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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-25-2001, 07:39 PM Thread Starter
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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken
to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death
experience. Seeing
God, she asked Him if this was "it."

God said, "No. I am sending you back. You have another
40 years, 2
months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the
hospital and have a
face liposuction, breast augmentation, a tummy tuck,
etc. She even had
her hairdresser come to the hospital to change her
hair color before
she was released from the hospital. She figured that,
since she had
such a long life ahead of her, she had better make the
most of it.

She left the hospital after all the operations, and
while crossing the
street she was hit by an ambulance and was immediately

Arriving in front of God, the woman demanded, "I
thought you said I had
another forty years left to live. What happened?"

God replied, "Oh shit, I didn't recognize you!"

there is a fine line between a hobby.... and mental illness.
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-26-2001, 03:32 PM
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Thats messed up...but funny
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