Some funny, albeit I'm sure misattributed quotes
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again,"
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet,"
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place,"
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
and just give her a house,"
"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand,
can open all our own jars,"
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading."
Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps,"
"Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!'
"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment
the state into a gay dungeon-master."
Rev. Jesse Jackson
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself. "
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They
that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?"
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked,"
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
Courtney Cox, Monica on "Friends"
"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in
Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing
quite well for themselves."
Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)
AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE IS
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
blood to run one at a time."
Yellow '90 5.0
Recaro seats in an otherwise ugly interior
Not much else