There once was a guy that was low on cash and he was trying to think of a way to make some extra money. He had alot of goats around his place and goat turds where everywhere. His wife was wanting him to clean the goat turds up because it smelled. So, he came up with an idea and put the goat turds in some old Asprin bottles and put a lable on it that read "Smart Pills". He went to town and found a good corner to sell them at. He called out "Smart Pills, Smart Pills One Dollar". A man walked up and said "I'll try a bottle". So he gave him a dollar and went on his way. The next day the man came back and said "they didn't work". So he said "here try another bottle sometimes it takes longer for some people". So the man bought another bottle and went on his way. The next day the man came back very mad and said "Hey, these aren't Smart Pills these are goat turds"!! The other man said "Well now your getting smarter".