As long as we're tellin' Clinton jokes......
One day, as Hillary was cleaning up around the White House, she found a shoebox under Bill's side of the bed. Upon opening the shoebox, she found 3 crushed beer cans and $10,000 in cash. Perplexed by this, she went straight to Bill.
"Honey, what's with this stuff under the bed?" she asks.
"Well, dear, I don't want to lie to you. Every time I cheated on you, I had a beer. That's where the cans came from. I am terribly sorry."
Once the initial shock wore off, Hillary replies "Well, honestly Bill, I expected that you'd cheated on me more than three times, so I guess I will forgive you. But where in the world did all that cash come from?"
That's when Bill says "Oh, that's the money I made from recycling."