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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-22-2001, 02:49 PM Thread Starter
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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escape from prison one night. They run a few miles until they find a barn to hide in. Inside are three large potato sacks. So, each of the girls crawl into a potato sack and stay still and quiet.
A few hours later, the the sherriff and a deputy are out looking for the fugitives, and they find the barn.
The sherriff tells the deputy to check the potato sacks.
So, the deputy goes up to the first potato sack with the redhead hiding in it and he gives it a good swift kick.
The redhead says "Meeeeooowww!".
Deputy says "Oh, it's just some cats in there."
So he goes up to the next potato sack with the brunette in it and gives it a good swift kick.
The brunette says "Ruff! Ruff!".
The deputy says "Oh, that one just has dogs in it."
Finally he goes up to the potato sack with the blonde in it and gives it a good swift kick.
The blonde says "Potatoes!"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 07-23-2001, 07:43 AM
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I love that one. Haven't heard it in a long time.

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